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Schrödinger’s Strait Of Hormuz Apparently

@headway10 Another odd smell I like

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Suddenly that made me remember bottles of Zippo eau de toilette

Not to brag, but I have a cigarette lighter AND an ashtray in Georgia.

@DerekPage672306 Lots of bumps

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Shhhh...... I'll drive faster 😉

Ma'am!!! If we're driving on a dirt road and your boobs don't bounce please don't waste my time 😉

@Googirlsmiles Right?

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Fucking DAN.

Dewormed the horses, painted on hoof conditioner, checked my 2nd oldest mare in foal, dug a ditch, did some weedeating. But please, tell me again how your wife can’t do anything because of her arthritis DAN.

@Googirlsmiles Clooney

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Who does he resemble most?

Sitting out back waiting on my gray fox. Not sure if I’ll call him Connery or Clooney.

Next time a Dr asks me if I quit smoking I’m going to say yes that I started chewing tobacco instead.

@Googirlsmiles I love this! It’s so true.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Here Comes Horses 🎼

Scrapper Dan just about made my shit list showing up out of the blue with his itchy dog wanting me to treat it. Nope. Just horses dude. Just horses.

@Googirlsmiles 😂

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@Halplac 😂

Sleep for 3 days then wake up starving at 9pm and demand your buffet. The life of a tortoise.

@GrandpaBigDog Not sure you’d like his buffet. Arugula, kale, tomato, green peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, sweet peas, strawberries, pineapple, cantaloupe, and watermelon. Spoiled little bastard.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc My spirit animal

I enjoy the banter with a nurse practitioner that has an “I want to be a real Doctor complex” during an appointment. I picture them writing bitch in my chart repeatedly.

@stinkythinktank Lindsey Graham

Name a more useless pet than a piece of shit goldfish. You can't.

@GrandpaBigDog I mix it up. Berry, high energy, woodpecker, peanut, etc. Variety is the spice of life. I have to put a new one out every day.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Which suet blocks do you use? I use St. Albans Bay Suet Plus and the birds (primarily flickers, woodpeckers, thrush & stellar jays) love them. I have to replace them every 2-3 days.

The gray fox came back last night so I bought it some puppy chow today. Between the dry and canned cat food, the peanuts, the suet blocks, the 4 kinds of bird seed, and now this, Georgia is basically a fucking food truck now.