Dempsey Perry

2K posts

Dempsey Perry banner
Dempsey Perry

Dempsey Perry

@TheyThempsey

They/He Non-Binary Aspec, Shitposting, Unimpressed.

Katılım Aralık 2013
109 Takip Edilen71 Takipçiler
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
High School OC revival at 1am, more likely than you'd think
Dempsey Perry tweet media
English
0
0
0
18
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
The gotta hide my Ketamine in a piece of cheese
English
0
0
0
4
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
As a small child, I vividly remember watching Filmore on the Disney Channel and thinking to myself "I don't understand this yet, but when I'm older, this show will be great" And I was right
English
0
0
0
8
KJ🔻☆
KJ🔻☆@dyeframe·
those shower farts through wet cheeks sound like gunshots
English
2
0
20
299
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
I've seen UFOs and Police Raids, all kinds of wild shit while I was smoking in my parking lot at midnight... but tonight, I saw a white man w dreads and crocodile teeth stitched to his hat
English
0
0
0
12
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Walked back thr Maritime Christian Bookstore tonight after work, and they were blasting How You Remind Me from somewhere, was really cinematic and added overall to the walk. Considering Christ more because of this?? Will update later.
English
0
0
1
8
Dempsey Perry retweetledi
Mikayla Gallant
Mikayla Gallant@mikayla_gallant·
As Air Canada starts cancelling flights today to prepare for the impending lockout (we’ll no longer call it a strike because AC has served notice of lockout with NO intention of bargaining), it’s important to remember this work stoppage is to end the unpaid labour of 10,000
Mikayla Gallant tweet media
English
103
781
5.3K
186.6K
Dempsey Perry retweetledi
pixar lamp
pixar lamp@bruh76027799·
Knock Whomst there? It is a mronke looking for branana
English
0
1
1
73
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Not at all interested in going over the original poster or the individual being discussed in that post, all my love to both of them. Typical of CMS to need to escalate things to schoolyard bullying while everyone else is keeping their tone respectful.
English
0
0
2
28
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Just a reminder to Islanders, that this is our Local Celebrity. Spent several years out there having a great time, took a step back to stay closer to home during the summer of my wedding, and this is the sort of stuff you can expect.
Dempsey Perry tweet mediaDempsey Perry tweet media
English
1
0
2
36
rob 🍉
rob 🍉@ROBlNDANGER·
Autistic people what do you think about me using the 1 tablespoon measuring spoon to eat a yogurt in bed
rob 🍉 tweet media
English
9
0
10
980
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Anyone else finding tips to be especially abyssmal during Cruise Ship visits this year?
English
0
0
0
22
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Nesting the Juicy Pics under this lol
English
1
0
0
13
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Found a lifehack to get out of split shifts!!! Follow for more useful kitchen tips 🥰🥰🥰
Dempsey Perry tweet media
English
2
0
1
151
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
@rejectdspacecat I still have all 5 fingers, despite my best efforts, just had to curl everything up nice and tight to avoid ligament damage 🥰😋👌
English
1
0
1
20
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Imagine how fucked we'd be if Italy was a real place
English
0
0
1
26
Dempsey Perry
Dempsey Perry@TheyThempsey·
Why tf does Taco Boys always roll my burrito sideways? Why are the fillings stacked hamburger and not hotdog
English
1
0
3
183