Dempsey Perry

High School OC revival at 1am, more likely than you'd think

The gotta hide my Ketamine in a piece of cheese

As a small child, I vividly remember watching Filmore on the Disney Channel and thinking to myself "I don't understand this yet, but when I'm older, this show will be great" And I was right

@dyeframe So real for this one

those shower farts through wet cheeks sound like gunshots

Hell yah

I've seen UFOs and Police Raids, all kinds of wild shit while I was smoking in my parking lot at midnight... but tonight, I saw a white man w dreads and crocodile teeth stitched to his hat

Walked back thr Maritime Christian Bookstore tonight after work, and they were blasting How You Remind Me from somewhere, was really cinematic and added overall to the walk. Considering Christ more because of this?? Will update later.

As Air Canada starts cancelling flights today to prepare for the impending lockout (we’ll no longer call it a strike because AC has served notice of lockout with NO intention of bargaining), it’s important to remember this work stoppage is to end the unpaid labour of 10,000

Knock Whomst there? It is a mronke looking for branana

Not at all interested in going over the original poster or the individual being discussed in that post, all my love to both of them. Typical of CMS to need to escalate things to schoolyard bullying while everyone else is keeping their tone respectful.

Just a reminder to Islanders, that this is our Local Celebrity. Spent several years out there having a great time, took a step back to stay closer to home during the summer of my wedding, and this is the sort of stuff you can expect.

Autistic people what do you think about me using the 1 tablespoon measuring spoon to eat a yogurt in bed

@UXINAKI Crohne's 😔

Anyone else finding tips to be especially abyssmal during Cruise Ship visits this year?

Juuuuuuicy

Nesting the Juicy Pics under this lol

Found a lifehack to get out of split shifts!!! Follow for more useful kitchen tips 🥰🥰🥰

@rejectdspacecat I still have all 5 fingers, despite my best efforts, just had to curl everything up nice and tight to avoid ligament damage 🥰😋👌

@TheyThempsey OH MY GOD

Imagine how fucked we'd be if Italy was a real place

@rejectdspacecat I've started opening my burritos with a machete

@TheyThempsey real

Why tf does Taco Boys always roll my burrito sideways? Why are the fillings stacked hamburger and not hotdog