Theyellowking2.0

Good evening to Whites only

Her: why are you so quiet? What’s on your mind? Me:

Craig A. Spiegel, a St. Louis area pediatrician who traded drug prescriptions for sex, tried to escape justice by telling a judge he "lost family in the Holocaust." The judge rejected his "offensive excuse" and sentenced him to 20 years in prison, KTVI reports.

white Americans when they don't want to get drafted and know they're never getting rid of that tattoo rule

“Sir, we’re here to register you for the draf… “Uhhh, nvm… enjoy your day sir”

"YOU DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ON YOUR PHONE WITHOUT HEADPHONES! I DON'T CARE IF IT IS SPIRIT AIRLINES!"

17-year-old Cassandra Peterson, aka "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark," who was a go-go dancer at Club A-Go-Go, a nightclub in Colorado Springs, 1968.

I worked at a local auction when I was 12-14 and put so many guns in guy’s trunk’s I never gave it a second thought .

@FreshlySane Who doesn’t

*smokes pot*

@trombipulation Bro 😞

I think my prostrate is running low or something

Cold and rainy in fucking NY

@LysolDave Non stop

Smoke em bitch. Smoke em

What happened to the algorithm. It's garbage

Tell me a good song to listen to and don’t fuck around

Truck race was solid