cat

me when females approach me

Why did anton pull up on my frontdoor

Cloudy with a chance of killing myself

@wydronin Happy birthday

@wydronin Dw brother it doesn't hurt as bad...

24 starting to sound a bit too serious

queueing comp comms disabled and bottomfragging has to result in a ban no?

@fngtrfl i am begging u pls go one week without lustposts

@fngtrfl U coulda kept this one locked away

Life Hack: the secret to a happy life is to spend as much time alone on the computer as possible. Leaving your house for any reason is an epic nono

Someone just gun me down atp

"Turns out… my biggest rival is a cat." 😤🐈

@teimmurr @himecinnamoroll I wont say

@ThibroLOL @himecinnamoroll I mean am i wrong tho

@teimmurr @himecinnamoroll Yes

@ThibroLOL @himecinnamoroll The armpit thing?

@teimmurr @himecinnamoroll I swear youve written this to me before

@himecinnamoroll i mean cnc sagt alles

@GetMoneyMyrick Gay

Just in case anyone need an emoji for Noa Essengue getting posterized by Johnny Furphy, you're welcome

@bleedinforyou Nah jax so real for that

Oh right i need to update bio

@fngtrfl @moonie_tt Ill save her some time: terminally bitchless

@moonie_tt Yo :P

@wydronin Thats where poobreaks come in

my account would be so back if I could tweet at work

@fngtrfl You vs 100 hours being employed

Fuck the gorillas me vs 100 glorious beautiful brown shyts 😅