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I think Nick Cave said it best when he wrote she moves to the pulse of her generator says damn that sex supreme damn that horror bat sex horror sex bat sex sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex cool machine horror bat bite cool machine bite sex vampire oooOOOooh bite

Apparently it's now an acceptable left-wing position to take away people's citizenship if they cost too much. Did I miss a meeting?

@themoorbrook 1. GEORGE MICHAEL 2. GEORGE FOREMAN 3. GEORGE BEST 4. GEORGE LORD BYRON 5. GEORGE WASHINGTON 6. GEORGE GERSHWIN 7. GEORGE HARRISON 8. GEORGE ORWELL 9. GEORGE CARLIN 10. GEORGE PATTON

Tonight's @themoorbrook #PubQuiz picture round. 10 famous Georges. Answers later

@danielholkss I mean what will impress you? Fuckin' Mars? Like sending - and apparently this has to be said again - PEOPLE TO THE GODAMNED FUCKING MOON is not enough?

@danielholkss If you're not utterly astonished that we WENT TO THE FUCKING MOON I'm not sure what will impress you.

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side. I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...

@WelshDragon23 @capedjoosader @Bonn1eGreer The people there are still proud their village did the right thing....

@capedjoosader @Bonn1eGreer The battle of bamber bridge was the famous example.

US banned Black soldiers in WW2 from eating in homes; going to pubs etc The British ignored the bans. My late dad got to have a home cooked meal. US segregated the pubs! So folks here fought white GIs so that guys like my dad could have a pint. #SpecialRelationship

@Michaeldudufudu Call yourself traditional? Aunts have always been the mainstay of traditional family life, you quarterwit berk.

I've never seen a child admire their single aunt. Seems to just be a made up female power fantasy.

State of this little berk. Any Geordie Auntie would batter him with both hands tied behind her back.

@JayGee47505179 @Michaeldudufudu I was looked after by two childless aunts while my mum worked, and they taught me a hell of a lot about being resilient and smart and tough. Sheroes the pair of 'em.

@Michaeldudufudu I know several women who have opted out of having children. A good portion of them ended up being the parenting child in their own adolescence. So now they enjoy their extended families and get the grandparent privileges. These women have done the mom job already.

Both of those ladies had balls like Kremlin domes. They ate up and shat out silly little men like Michael. State of him. Silly little boy.

My Auntie Winnie and Auntie Mary used to look after me and my little brother. They taught us a hell of a lot about resilience and humanity. Fuck off and shut your piehole, shortcock.

Just did 4 days of UTTER HORROR And me and my boys helped each other through it all. This is why I work bar when I could make more money sat on my arse. The brotherhood. If you don't know, you'll never know.

@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony @TheMilesBOX

@ThickleyP @tanglefoot_tony @TheMilesBOX There, there, it's nearly giro day. Let me loan you this inch long Wolverhampton with waterproof spout and clog lifter.

The most beautifully insane moon poem ever written...Goon Show series 7 Ep18 @tanglefoot_tony @TheMilesBOX

@futurama_nerd @nobodyknows2322 Start with coughs and sneezes, get everyone infected before it starts being fatal. And prioritise islands, don't want those Australians and Greenlanders developing a cure

@nobodyknows2322 My favorite mobile game at that age was Plague Inc. I spent hours trying to find the most efficient way to destroy the world!

Starting the Cold War today in US History and my Sixth Period boys are currently playing something called Nuke Map 3D on their Chromebooks as an assignment and having way too much fun

@CountMoriarty @tanglefoot_tony @TheMilesBOX Feet? I can barely afford inches

@ThickleyP @tanglefoot_tony @TheMilesBOX Bleedin nora etc etc. You should appeal using feet for arms.

@macksypowwa I'd have immediately proposed marriage.

some fella once approached my mate and asked if he could buy her a drink and she said yes and it was this

seeing the term nukey b lots today but that means summat else round here