disco in furlough

Theresa May as hand sanitizers, a thread

Oh fuck off Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@anna_bobs I’ve just been looking back over my old twitter account and it turns out the mirror has been using this format for years

Me when my alarm wakes me up

@duncancollett @PuddleOfWind

@ThiefOfTweets One I would know?

Rate limit not exceeded if you haven’t tweeted from an account in nearly a year

@pipterino I don’t know what a Reuben is

Here’s a reuben I ate earlier, sorry to everyone for whom this is their 601st tweet

@pipterino And the others are promoted tweets

Hi I can only see 600 tweets per day and 500 are about the cricket

Just booked my tickets for Comic con on Sunday

BREAKING: Sheridan Smith set to star in a new 3 part drama on ITV. ‘600’ follows Tara, a disgruntled Twitter user who’s reached her Twitter view limit and has to find new ways to occupy her time.

@mrkhndy @MsEllaSimone @Beigemania You need to switch to a different account when one reaches the limit. I have just learnt this.

@ThiefOfTweets @MsEllaSimone @Beigemania These are three of my 600, gone.

@PublicBenjamin CLARITY

@Starwhores1 @matkinsj @JosephJoseph 👀

@matkinsj @JosephJoseph They are symbolic. Take it from me *taps nose

Keep getting a ‘review your purchase’ email from @JosephJoseph and I haven’t the had the stuff turn up yet

@duncancollett I’ve been here all along on a smaller locked account

@ThiefOfTweets Has it been that long?

@Beigemania I’m worried it is using up too many of my 600, I’m seeing it every 5 minutes

Hello

@flatus74 I had this bookmarked but he finally got banned 😭

Whatever you do, don’t look at this account @Michael16149603

@discokidnap @discoinjail