This is a Lie

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This is a Lie

This is a Lie

@ThingUTellNoone

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Florida, USA Katılım Nisan 2016
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Bacteria reproduces asexually. When left alone with some bacteria porn creates 2 identical bacteria; 3 if it takes the weekend off.
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Never date a praying mantis. No matter how seductive they look. We're on to your games. #Mantiswatch2016
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Dude you can't see her arms. Da fuk. I know they're there but da fuk where they at. I get the infinite loop but dam
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Maybe some day i can do something productive. It might be the same day i drink the blood of my enemies and feast on their flesh.
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@ThingUTellNoone Guy 1: I am worried about DEEZ NUTS!!! Guy 2: i hate you tom. Guy 1: i hate DEEZ NUTS! Guy 2: you need need help
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"deez nuts" could be used in any sentence. Guy 1: what's up. Guy 2: su... Guy 1: deez nuts. Guy 2: stop it tom, i am worried about you.
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