This is a Lie

@PreacherAMC in one gif

#preacher finale

Bacteria reproduces asexually. When left alone with some bacteria porn creates 2 identical bacteria; 3 if it takes the weekend off.

Gonna fap now, bye grandma! #AvoidYourFamilyIn5Words

The Beer Runner #GetAFilmDrunk

Never date a praying mantis. No matter how seductive they look. We're on to your games. #Mantiswatch2016

Actually just meme inspired by a doodle in some guy's notebook. #YourHonestTwitterBio

I cook and i got money, you should be trying to pick me up. #MyBestPickupLines

Lift with your legs not your back. #MyBestPickupLines

@ThingUTellNoone yes i was high

Dude you can't see her arms. Da fuk. I know they're there but da fuk where they at. I get the infinite loop but dam

Maybe some day i can do something productive. It might be the same day i drink the blood of my enemies and feast on their flesh.

@ThingUTellNoone This is not just some random tweet about some guy, Tom is real and he needs help. #Deeznutsneedhelp

@ThingUTellNoone Guy 1: i need help with DEEZ NUTS! Guy 2: why are you cry Guy 1: deez nuts.

@ThingUTellNoone Guy 1: I am worried about DEEZ NUTS!!! Guy 2: i hate you tom. Guy 1: i hate DEEZ NUTS! Guy 2: you need need help

"deez nuts" could be used in any sentence. Guy 1: what's up. Guy 2: su... Guy 1: deez nuts. Guy 2: stop it tom, i am worried about you.

Our panel traveled to an indebted future playing #GraduationAdviceIn3Words. Watch here: on.cc.com/1Pti6lD

#WednesdayWisdom Get Active This Summer! Hit The Court!

#ThatWasMyCueToLeave Im vegan.

#ThursdayThoughts Thursday thots