Jefferson Avenue

@wiseconnector A) yes, and it would be thrilling

Would you? A) Yes B) No

@anxietymsgs Myself. I firmly believe being rich means I get to live how I truly want to without letting anyone down that depends on me.

@Jesii_ca_M Kissing, fucking, being supportive

Name something.

The sadness feels legitimate.

I’d high-five her so fucking hard, then get some get some cleaner with hydrogen peroxide and not sweat it.

In high school my best friend felt up my sister while she was napping. He apologized. I could never forgive him.

@aas_ker As a man who is trash I fully agree

As a man, what’s your gut reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”????

My biggest regret was that I had a relationship with a really wonderful girl and I blew it by being selfish and horny and expecting her to wait for me to come around. That was 18 years ago and I cannot stop thinking of her. I didn’t realize I would never kiss as sweetly.

Prozac is pretty good

@omgsidewalks Depression

What’s it called when you don’t feel depressed, but all you wanna do is be in your bed ?

@beyoumf Hindsight is a bitch

what is something you realized as you got older?

@livewithnoregrt Playing with my kids, a good yoga class, sex, drinks with old friends, a 5-0 MTGO league, singing, my Tulips, daydreaming of Trump dying, music I love, good food, my dog

what makes you happy?

@emmanueladda2 Mental health

For those who stopped smoking weed, what was the main reason?

@omgsidewalks Magic: the Gathering

If you got paid $60K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??

When I was 21 I had a gorgeous girl that told me one night “We’re going to have beautiful babies.” I fucked up that love, she got knocked up by a rando a few months later and I learned 15 years later I was infertile. Had my balls worked I would have put a baby in her. My loss.

Being kept afloat by the Bank of Mom & Dad

@jehniiee Rubber bands!

Money aside, what can make you happy?

Before every therapy sesh there’s a questionnaire and always I pause at “In the past two weeks have you thought about killing yourself?” and I always lie and say No but really I consider the relative comfort of death every time I have a single errand to run.

@An0rexik That we’re innately mediocre.

What’s one truth about you people can’t handle?

Love. Money is easy. Strangers will literally give you money.