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someone said "if he doesn’t fuck him in the ass after this then it’s not ancient greece accurate" and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭
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Robert Pattinson to Tom Holland in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’: “You’re pining for a daddy you didn’t even know.”
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One time I fucked a guy because he looked like Robert Pattinson and I shit you not he followed me again today after we didn’t talk for 4 years so maybe this is a sign.
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Everyone is missing the actual point that Nolan is making with The Odyssey: we should all be very afraid at the possibility of our wives leaving us for Robert Pattinson
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A nun trying on red heels from Readers Digest magazine
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When he said "you up?" but Dostoevsky said,
"… she tortures me, tortures me with her love… In the past it was only that infernal body of hers that tortured me, but now I've taken all her soul into my soul and through her I've become a man."
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My boyfriends vibe been so weird ever since I started cheating on him
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Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem
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the dentist gave me a rubber mouth guard to stop me damaging my teeth when i clench them at night which is great and everything but now im having recurring dreams about being a dog playing with a chew toy. like that’s the third time its happened
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