G 🔜 to get tacos

I listen to gangster rap, but I also take pepto bismol because my tummy hurts.

Day shift is kicking my ass. Got me sleeping at 4pm. Then my dumb self can’t get to sleep at a decent time.

I’m starting to feel like memes are meant to hurt my feelings.

@brittny_sanchez @MonrealJohnny 🌮!!!

The average child cost $250k, but a taco usually only costs $1. Take your pick.

@HeatherBlevins_ Fair enough. I’m about 4-5 years away from wanting kids

@greatspaghetti 💁🏽‍♂️

@greatspaghetti 🤷🏽‍♂️ thought it was funny.

Cheese is just a loaf of milk 🤔🤔

Since when did Burger King sell tacos? 🤔🤔

This is probably my worst trait.

Ugh yes yes yes

No one: Me:

@ThisDopeKid same

I’m a complete slut for mangos.

My only regret in life is expecting the same energy back from the people I gave so much too.

I’m a slut for chugging a whole bottle of water after waking up in the middle of the night.

Whale, she ain’t wrong.