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@ThisGuyIsOnside

A Chelsea fan. Part-time Serie A watcher. Waffling about football, trying to do better.

Katılım Ocak 2023

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·24m

Now that I’ve calm down, 117m is outrageous. Really good player, but we’re overpaying for him.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1h

@CFCPys I’m sorry for ever doubting you.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1h

ORNSTEIN YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN

David Ornstein@David_Ornstein

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/63902…

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

@derekjgon I’m just taking the piss, I love Kane.

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derek@derekjgon·1d

@ThisGuyIsOnside The guy who assisted the goal? Then got subbed off, some people don’t even watch the game 🤫🤣

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Guess Bayern’s striker.

.@DK01__

You’ll never guess who coached this UCL semi final

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

@Ekammbxel I know, I’m just taking the piss.

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Ekamm@Ekammbxel·1d

@ThisGuyIsOnside he assisted the goal?

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

Anyways, muting this now and remember: Lampard is the GOAT PL midfielder, cheers.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

This comp always makes me laugh. He is launching missiles to his teammates’ throats and people are calling him a genius.

@@Pellistri_fan

England need a goal Harry kane :

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

This blew up, so I want to say. I’ve watched Gerrard, I know how good he was that’s why I’m talking about this specific compilation.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

Thank you Ronaldo for your brace against Uzbekistan 👏👏👏 An achievement to be proud of!

Werita@lostwithdragons

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·1d

But you were fine the other day when Norway and their fans were getting mocked.

Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet

🇦🇷 Enzo Fernandez on Instagram. I don't think I could dislike a player more than him.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Tuchel will get blamed for this and rightfully so, but are you telling me that a midfield worth over 300m can’t string together two passes?

Robin Bairner@RBairner

I thought this had to be fake so I double-checked it. It's not. It's true.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Homosexuals on Twitter think strength is about muscles and six pack.

B@utdbrxy

It doesn’t get talked about how strong Messi is physically lol

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

During El Classico someone elbowed him and made him bleed. He answered with a last minute winner and reminding Bernabeu who he is.

Mohammad@MohammadAliBK

I promise you hed lost 50% more duels if that interaction didnt happen. I have heard enough stories from Marcelo. Do NOT piss him off mid game

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Longevity used to be an argument against Messi. “We’ll see how he plays when he’s 38.” He’s 39. Hope you’re watching.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Football doesn’t deserve Lionel Messi.

Grizz Khan@GrizzKhan

This is unreal. He’s touching 40. This isn’t a comp of him as a 23 year old against Oviedo. This is a semi final of the World Cup when his team and country needed him. You can only be in awe 🙌🏽🔥

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Ibr, Premier League is lucky Messi never played there especially in his prime. Defenders would look like clowns while the records set by the attackers would look like jokes.

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

Fans of a certain player are waiting for a single dribble since 2022.

WhoScored@WhoScored

Lionel Messi completed 9 successful dribbles against England - the most by any player in a single match at the 2026 World Cup. 🪄

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𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅@ThisGuyIsOnside·2d

I love Tuchel, but Southgate would’ve had an identical World Cup and would’ve been called a terrorist.

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