This is my 13th reason
Mountain Dew®@MountainDew
Sorry y’all…we just ran out of Baja Blast indefinitely
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Nick
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@ThisGuyNR
Trump not owning a dog was the first warning btw.
West Palm Beach, FL Katılım Mart 2009
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Studies say that Mitochondrial DNA, which is inherited from your mother, determines how efficiently the body transforms energy into speed, power and stamina. IJS 🤷🏽♀️
Washington Nationals@Nationals
INSIDE THE PARK grand slam 🙂↕️
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This is correct. Leftovers are only good for 2 days after the day of cook.
Softboy@softboywin
I don’t understand meal prep. I just don’t believe that chicken is edible on day 5. I don’t
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WHERE YOU BITCH ASS KNICKS FANS AT
Cavs & Effect 🏀@CavsandEffect
I’m not gonna lie, Pistons fans and Raptors fans were annoying but Knicks fans are mentally retarded. It’s not even fun going back and forth with them bc they lack basic reading comprehension. Can we just fast forward to the finals?
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Damn I’m teetering between 3 and 4.
It’s like he knows me
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling
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Hopefully I’m dead in 399 days or less
Rand@rand_longevity
400 days from now, nobody will be waking up for work or school
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@meghann_23 We’ve all been held captive by a crazy bitch at one point or another
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@meghann_23 I put a Diet Coke on my nightstand last night instead of water like an absolute PIG
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my favorite hobby is drinking another Coke Zero when my body is literally BEGGING for water
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He can do this but I’ll be hanging from the ceiling fan within a month
FactPost@factpostnews
New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.
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Imagine getting proposed to in cargo shorts?
Senator Obi@IykeNwaObi
After seven years together, she never saw it coming. Fox News anchor Andrea Robinson thought it was just another normal day at work, until Chris went full main character and proposed live on air. The studio erupted in shock, tears, and pure love. Safe to say, she’ll never forget that shift.
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