Loubang 🌸 :) Edition 🍉

have you ever seen a creature so majestic

We can't have clean energy because it will destroy the oil industry. We can't have healthcare because it will destroy the health insurance industry. We can't have peace because it will destroy the weapon industry. Capitalism built a system we can't afford to do the right thing.

Uhhh maybe nicknames being visible in ranked was a bad decision?? #PokemonChampions

Trump: If you don't agree to hand control of your country over to me and my friends, I will destroy your entire civilisation Iran: ... Labor Party: Impossible to tell who is in the wrong, all sides must show restraint.

So called 'socialist' yet I am shaking at a social event

@Iopipimps @an2piker A box on the counter is Austin's pie on the windowsill

@an2piker Considering how houngry austin gets when he sees boxes in the kitchen

he didn’t want ppl to know he’s supporting queer business

Donald Trump when asked how he plans to open the strait

"Praise be to Allah, now open the fuckin Strait"

Anthony Albanese is the weakest leader Australia has ever seen. I was a Labor voter for over 25 years and can't even look at the man. #auspol

more like Operation Epic Fail amirite xD

Anthony Albanese be like

@purplepingers "she'll be right" will be the death of us

That was unsettlingly a whole lot of sweet fuck all but at least he got to lie about not being involved

anthony albanese will be announcing that he has solved the national fuel crisis by switching the country across to a sustainable energy source—the furious spinning of his mother in her grave is producing ten times the amount of energy needed to power the nation

the Easter bunny has been euthanised by the Australian border force more to come at 7 in the national address

@hasanthehun Please be dissolving AUKUS 🙏 Please be dissolving AUKUS 🙏 Please be dissolving AUKUS 🙏 Please be dissolving AUKUS 🙏

uh oh

Big ups to the Ayatollah (immediately past and present) for the free tram I enjoyed tonight in Melbourne. Wouldn't be possible without you.

UPDATE: He IS actually carrying the petal! In response to yesterday's photo, I checked the sequence of the shot and it appears the bee is indeed taking the petal and flying away with it. I have never seen something like this before!

@MasonRichB @LorraineEvanoff "a well placed pen can have quite an effect on a man like him. This must have given him quite the thrill. I bet he tried to suck on this"

@LorraineEvanoff Distracted by a pen, like the gang from always sunny in many ways

"Yesterday Trump held a public event where he was supposed to use a pen to sign something. But he got distracted by, you guessed it, the pen. After picking up the pen and staring at it, Trump then spent four full minutes talking incoherently about pens. It got so bad that at one point he was babbling about giving thousand dollar pens to children. Just sheer nonsense. That’s right, the "President" of the United States is now so deep into dementia that he can be knocked completely off course by… a pen."