Obiwan Jacobie 🇿🇦

How’s about this fucking disaster 😂 #SurvivorSA

Pretty disappointing that an ODI banger like SA women vs India women isn't being broadcast but we've got the Tour of Turkey & Nascar on instead @SuperSportTV Help.

Whenever people post concert videos, I never know who the artists are. And there's thousands of people screaming. 40.

Big Rick Energy 😎 @ProteasMenCSA #ProteaFire

@R_4_____ My mom bought me a scale for Christmas

Not one for New Year’s resolutions… but think I’ll refrain from eating for the next week. I’ve eaten enough to last me that and more. 🫠🫠🫠

Waiting for the New Year, New Me resolutions

@ClixWell I’m ahead for now but the 26th to New years is like playing against Solskjear, Giggs, Gerard and Aguiro in the same team.

Is alcohol winning so far or are you still in the lead?

@kitzluvs The verkeerdevlei plaza was backed up about 7km. Luckily logic prevailed and they just opened the toll gate for everyone to drive through because that was gonna get insane.

Grasmere tollgate backed up a kilometre at 05:40am. Wonder if this has to do with the “no swiping” story!?

My boys land in CPT later this evening for almost 3 weeks of holiday. Excited doesn't even begin to cover it.

@DeanOelsch 18km 24 wings 12 beers 6 Donuts

To win R100k you have 12 hours to do 6, 12, 18 and 24. Beers, donuts, run KMs and chicken wings. Eg. 6km run, 12 beers, 18 donuts, 24 wings or 6 donuts, 12 beers, 18km and 24 wings. You decide how many of each in any order. What you going for?

@shazzala I actually just realized maybe inside out makes more sense because that’s the part we sweat on 😳 Especially socks and jocks!

@ThisJustinGuy Hey, I’m old and I don’t have children and I just wash my clothes as is, man, I don’t care. I’m wild like that.

At what age do we get to stop turning our kid’s clothes inside-out in front of the washing machine?

@tanyadejongh Just bring the relevant dorkumentation

@ThisJustinGuy If that’s the case, extremely happy to join dorkville! Where do I sign up.

The only measure of "cool" I value now is the level of enthusiasm and joy you put into life and the people you love #Dorkville

@mammachefjozi The most remarkable irony here being that their popular car was the "Accent"

@ThisJustinGuy My granddad always said “you-and-I” and laughed so much at his own joke 😄 Even now I remember the way he said it and laugh. Then I think, Hyundai like Sunday, which isn’t that funny at all.

Remember when Hyundai landed in SA and we all added some extra syllables to create "High-hoon-die" to localize it?

@DeanOelsch "I can't open this file" Kind Regards

Just me or is the challenge of designing a presentation in Keynote and then having zero idea how to ever send it to clients the real biggest issues facing agencies the world over. FFS.

@Julzy85 And no doubt broke 😂

@ThisJustinGuy Totally! I’m exhausted

Uniform and stationary shopping will fuck you up!

@mikesharman No nation has hated batting as much as us.

Cricket South Meh-frica