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@will_wagner @AsterRoc When I was a kid I had a friend named Chelsea and my dad thought that was just hilarious. He’d call her “Revere” and “Methuen” to joke with us.

@will_wagner I guess this one will have to do 😆

@will_wagner It’s almost entirely WWE gifs for some reason??

@will_wagner @thejessbeast That was one of those plans that only seemed like a plan

@will_wagner Damn, I’ve been READ

@will_wagner OOH! Random, please!

@Dystopiandy Wow!!

@trixiemattel She Hulk? Pretty dress + fun makeup challenge

Going to my first comic con this week! What should I wear?!

@bufferingcast Wait, who is James Charles Lear---IT'S CLEM! Clem is hot?

A new Buffyverse story co-written by Amber Benson where Cordelia is a slayer, where we meet a *new* slayer named Indira, and where many of our Buffy favorites reprise their roles for the first time in twenty years??? Yes.

@hankgreen Yes, million dollar idea! …what is cank sconking supposed to be?

Ok, hear me out, what if I hired a human designer to design shirts that look like they were designed by AI and say things like “GEG” and “PIPPZA” and “CANK SCONKING”

At the Somerville Theater to see Citizen Kane… @IFFBoston

@Somervillennial @idlewild_ Yeah, I don’t know why I posted screenshots and not a link! Tired brain, I guess.

@idlewild_ @AsterRoc @universalhub This person posted in the Somerville community page on Facebook:

You know how in Victorian era photos people had these flat, severe faces and too-light, haunted looking eyes? That’s who Cillian Murphy reminds me of! Like he wandered in from a daguerreotype.

@ArnaTrevelyan @thejessbeast There are three candy-colored dolphins inside you…

The polar opposites.

@will_wagner Why am I all Kens?

The Ramonalisa

Vladimir: Well, shall we log off? Estragon: Yes, let's log off. [They do not log off.]