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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100 #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@Allegiant When will you be releasing June flights?

Take a quick mental vacation and fly with us to Florida with Monica and her family! Where’s the first place you’d go? A special thanks to monicaplus_2 for letting us tag along! ☀️

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First time donor! Thanks @millerkeystone for making it easy!🩸 #EndLessBlood

@epawawx Crazy winds and we’ve got hail in Mertztown!

Everything is going as planned so far...showers this morning followed by a short break, then a line of storms that are gaining steam as they are pressing through far Eastern PA. They're now approaching severe limits (wind) but may turn severe crossing the Delaware River shortly.

@ColtSTaylor @epawawx We hit purple last night/early AM in Mertztown

@epawawx Think we’ll hit purple?

A lot of Air Quality Index (AQI) numbers and projections thrown out there with no context. Many are asking what does that mean? Consider me your "add context" guy. Data provided by airnow.gov and is maintained by the Environmental Protection Agency.

@MrBeast @shop Already gone ☹️

I’m giving away $200k Shop Cash in the @shop app – get it while you can and pls spend some on feastables :-) #shopifypartner shop.cash/mrbeast

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@CrumblCookies 🍀

It's Friday the 13th but we still want to make some people lucky. Drop a 🍀 below and we'll pick FIVE people to receive a 6-Pack Box!

@LVPhantoms @fan_saves Sounds like the perfect way to bring in the New Year! My family would love to win! 🧡🏒

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@Krusteaz Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

This year, I’m thankful for anyone who replies to this tweet. For real. I might have a surprise for some of you 😏

@ssigafoos I got called too, report date is mid September. I’m trying to figure out if they’ll reimburse an Uber since there’s no public transportation where I live (near Kutztown)

Nothing says Happy Monday like getting a federal jury notice saying "You are officially called to serve" ... in Philadelphia.

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

Ban assault rifles, not books. Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies. Protect kids, not lobbyists.

@ssigafoos 74 degrees

Hey, Lehigh Valley readers 👋 If you've opened your pool can you tell me what the current water temperature is? It's for a story I'm working on.

I love being a lightweight like oh I’m gonna get blasted off two small glasses of wine? incredibly economical 10/10 good for me

until you work in social media you will never understand the level of stupid that exists on the internet