Thom Khanje

You find lunch at work expensive? Buy one meal pack, split with a colleague and share the cost. Lunch doesn't have to be a heavy meal. Mtanda umodzi is enough. Don't say I didn't tell you 🤣🤣

Fans of teams that parade Carabao telling Chelsea not to celebrate UEFA Conference League. Ufiti chani ? #ConferenceLeague #Chelseawinsconferenceleague

Arsenal fans have to watch Chelsea, Tottenham and Man Utd in a European final and also give Liverpool a guard of honour.

I no longer understand @ChelseaFC's transfer policy

For the record, the average age of Chelsea's first 11 last night was lower than Liverpool's #CFC

Match day pundits looking candidly back at Klopp's legacy at Liverpool

A lawyer friend writes on a WhatsApp group: 'It's mostly women who are after property. When a woman is a bread winner and there's divorce, most men just walk away.'

Some nice packaging and branding by Satemwa Tea Estates. K1,600.00 Chipiku City Centre. #BestBuyMalawian #MW2063 #Ndizotheka

@CapitalFMMw More money for Nyerere 😁

FDH Bank Plc posts K15 billion profit in six months. Published financial results show a net profit jump of more than 70 percent from K8.7 billion to K15 billion from January to June. #CFMNews #Malawi

@hallaboutafrica Can't identify the beer that is popular in Malawi. Was expecting Carlsberg green colours because that's our brand

Today is World Beer Day. This map of Africa shows each country's best-selling beer. Chances are that traditional beers are more popular in many of these countries. Mauritius' best-selling beer is Phoenix Lager. São Tomé and Príncipe's is Creola Export Beer.🍻

@debbie087 Koma anthu inu mwasowa 🤣

Just made a smoothie at this hour 😋

@Chingango_M Pepani 🤣

130GB in 10 days 😭😭😭. Them kids are killing me

Key to communication, learn to tackle the problem not the person.

The new Chelsea owners were right in firing Tuchel. His performance had dipped to worrying levels. But they goofed in the replacement. They went for an experiment in Potter instead of a proven winner. Then they fire Potter and go for another experiment in Lampard. @ChelseaFC

@TweetChelseaUK Diego Costa

Who is the first player you think of when you see this shirt?

Chelsea just has to see the season out, avoid relegation and start afresh next season. Hope the new owners have learned a few things that will help them make better decisions going forward @ChelseaFC

Chelsea will lose miserably to Arsenal. In it's current form, it can't beat even its youth side #CFC

Winning title is not small boys' business. Try again in 19 years 🤣🤣🤣

@Chingango_M 🤣

Muted the following #mufc #ManchesterUnited. In fact maybe it's time I take a break from football

@namadingo is more appealing than @AwiloLongomba to me.