Thom Foodery

I'm starting to think @StevenBartlett is responsible for the UK's veg shortage 😂 I'm not 40 days without booze and my fridge has never looked this healthy after listening to his podcast guests recently 👏🏼

Hey @BurgerKingUK bring back Diddy Donuts already? FFS!

I'm only reason I'm on Twitter for the next 24 hours is to see @JohnLewisRetail do a @AldiUK style takedown of @BorisJohnson. Waiting patiently!

DJs in PJs @BBCR1 EDITION @scott_mills @gregjames @miajama My photoshop skills coming on nicely 🤣

@TheGuyForks 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t want to say we’ve run out of things to talk about in lockdown, but we’re currently playing ‘who can extend the tape measure furthest without it folding’ for who has to make dinner.

@gregjames Not quite as good as falling asleep on an iceberg and waking up in Ireland though 🤣

Pandemic desperation level: Jealous of a walrus for floating on an iceberg to a different country

@gregjames I fell asleep on the train from London to Bristol once and ended up in Swansea. Got on the next train back. Fell asleep again and woke up in Reading. On the next train back to Bristol I saw a women knitting, so I asked her to teach me to knit so I didn't fall asleep again 🤦🏼‍♂️

@SaintMichael293 "Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us" 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I tend to just talk shit on here but seeing the #NotAllMen rear it’s head around the Sarah Everard story is pathetic. Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us. Now’s not the time to be looking for praise for not abducting someone, fucking weirdos.

Watching @editorianmurray on BBC News and haven't shouted at the TV that much in years. The Director of the Society of Editors flat-out denying racism exists is in our media when its clearly being presented to him, is the most worrying thing I've witnessed in a ages.

Loving the tunes you beautiful man #unitedwestreamgm

Loving the tunes you hunk #UnitedWeStream

Raving at home! You have rescued NYE and the end of 2020 - donating now 😘 #HaciendaNYE #unitedwestreamgm #oneGM

@markolver I only discovered Sault last week and absolutely loving them. Had them on repeat since! Lots to listen through for me :)

Can someone please discuss Sault with me? I know I know people who know more than I know about music. Listened to Black Is tonight and was blown away. And Rise is amazing as well. Am I behind the curve yet again?

@SimpleLampoon @beardedjourno @Beambox Amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beardedjourno @Beambox I might have gone a bit far naming mine tbh.

Great to get stuck in on week one with @Beambox 💪 Here's what they do, so I don't have to awkwardly explain in the supermarket while wearing a mask 👇 beambox.com/townsquare/wif…

@PXandTarts @RootBristol Gotta get my ass back to @RootBristol Will def go this week

Thrilled to be back @RootBristol for -I think- the first time this year. I've now been to all but one of the places I had to cancel on due to lockdown, & what better way to begin another accomplished meal at one of my favourites than with crispy Porthilly oyster, cucumber & aioli

You should do a Pig-nic (pig pic-nic) @gregjames @BBCradio1player 🐖

@SimpleLampoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 🤣

@martynkelly Ye I really want some proper restaurant ones!might just go on a dim sum tour until I find them 😁

Is there anywhere in Bristol that sells xiao long bao, aka soup dumplings? I seriously need to try them!