Thomas Delasko

@SorryIsaidF_off A double of tequila for you and a double of bourbon for me. 🥛🥃

Pour me up a double shot....

@Emmi_kleine_ NBD

ich schäme mich total für meine Dehnungsstreifen. Was denkst du darüber?🥺😣

@Jassmini2 I was a bus boy at 14.

@trumplicans2024 Oil spout for old sealed quart cans

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@lady_valor_07 🙋

Have you watched ?

@lunabaylee13 If it makes you feel sexy it doesn't matter what anybody thinks.

is this outfit flattering on me?

@Sofia50020Sofia Natural honeycomb

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@hayes_nata3 Of course, I'm a smoker too.

Can you?

@SorryIsaidF_off LMFAO 🤣

Why put your child in a swimsuit they like, when this is an amazing option?

@amberroadsonx No way

Would you consider this fat?

@Sahar393815 Definitely, I own 4 vehicles that are standard shift.

🤔

@SorryIsaidF_off Good luck

Gonna start doing a shot everytime I see a post about Hantavirus.

@lexxishreds You always tap first... 😉

@tabithaConnoll7 Back at you 😉

Good Morning💖 Happy Saturday!

@lexxishreds Sure, if you don't mind a man in his 50's.

Would you date a woman in her 40s?

@lexxishreds I haven't heard about it, I know some men have a dislike of it. Personally I don't discriminate in any way.

What’s this I’m hearing about a HairyMuff virus?

@Prttystkittykat 8 out of 10, definitely.

rate my look 1-10 💕

@SorryIsaidF_off You asked for it. 😉 Hopefully things work out.

That time I agreed to be the rescheduler of little league games and then we got a giant snow storm and now my email is blow up and Ive been sipping tequila for 3 hours. 😬😬

@lippyent Stompers

Anybody Remember these? Hmm 🤔?¿

@SorryIsaidF_off Just damn, it was 67* when I let the dogs out this morning. Now it's 91*.

This is bullshit