Thomas Eugene Coffman

If I may gloat for a moment. Yesterday, I finished writing the first draft to a novel. Wrote it in two and a half months, which is FAST for me. But this means that I've completed not one but two first drafts to two separate novels in less than a year. Feels good. Really good. 🤘

@uusaint I don't know where to begin.

It’s Friday. In six words or fewer, write a story about this picture. 👀

Haven't been on here in ages, dunno if anyone still is or even remembers me, BUT...new book out! Available on Zon. Check it out.

Me at Barnes and Noble last night, wading through the crowded manga section for the new Chainsaw Man.

What can I say? I'm a complicated man.

@EricLars7 Oh, snap! I'm barely on here anymore, but gonna miss the heck of you, man! Whenever I decide to explore other lands, I'll be sure to look you up! 😁

@MitchGerads So sorry for your pup. ❤️

My dog died and my country died on back-to-back days. Not ready to “dust myself off” just yet.

@LucasDelrose Right there with you.

I just don’t have the mental or emotional energy for anything today

"How's it going?" Me:

Never before have I cried after an election. But this morning, I'm crying.

I felt awful after 2016. But this? This is worse.

Dissapointed. So. Immensely. Dissapointed.

I don't know why I thought I'd be able to fall asleep tonight.

@EricLars7 Hey there, Eric! Hope you're well!

@LucasDelrose Hope you feel better soon!

Finally had the first half of the major dental surgery I’ve been dreading yesterday. While it wasn’t as painful as I expected, I still hate going to the dentist. The pain today however :(

@VampireGhuleh Everything's going to be okay.

Hello. Please don’t scroll past this. If you see this, please can I get an online hug, or maybe some words of encouragement, kind reminders that everything will be ok? My mental health is at an all time low, I feel so lost and lonely in my feelings. Thank you. 💖

@ClaraElenaDice Hi!

Either there was a mass bot cleanse, a mass exodus, or one of my recent posts offended someone 🤷🏻‍♀️ If you can see this, say hi!

An author finding a typo in their published book.

@TinyMovingParts All of them.

Tour starts in two weeks! What songs should we play??

Sure, zombies are cool. But fungus zombies are cooler. 🍄

@tori_goggin Happy Birthday, Tori!!! 🎂 Hope it's great! And I'm rooting for you!

It’s my balloon day🥳 maybe 29 will be the year I finally get these books written and start publishing! #WritingCommunity