Thomas Fairbourn IV

@philthatremains If I’m using a gun I don’t technically have to go outside in this situation. 😂

some people are talking like this is a situation in which you would need a gun. it is not. this is a situation in which you call 911 and stay inside. if he breaks in, then you use a gun. NEVER go outside and confront a crazy person.

@gameopsgirl Sorry mines a 6se…it’s super fancy. lol

@ThomasFairbourn I wish I still had my 12.

Umm, my IPhone six is working just fine thank you.

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I wonder who owns TMZ, oh of course.

No one is too incompetent for the death penalty. All you have to do is sit there. He’ll do fine.

If one of those jars doesn’t say Amish Paradise that’s a big swing and Amish.

@jondelarroz Umm, the goat?

People keep asking me who are female characters in sci-fi that I DON'T hate. T'Pol and Seven of Nine, of course.

@__sunshine_tt_ Umm, I’m in a 2 zone…

This is the type of information I need to know

Thirsty Thursday?

Just lynch him and be done with it

🤔 Mines got range. @BonafideKRS

@BonafideKRS @JD_Sing Solid picks

I asked Grok which fictional characters would I be I’m not mad about it

@LuckyMcGee How have you not made a friend with a mower yet?

I’ve been here a whole 10 minutes, and the city is gonna try to fine me for not cutting my grass immediately upon moving in. 🙄 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!? 😤  What a welcome! 😂👍🏼 Guess I’m gonna put on my landscaper hat tomorrow and cut it with some kitchen shears, since I don’t have a mower yet. 😭 Here’s my “public nuisance” yard. 😂

@philthatremains Yup, not sure why we decided to let hippie fags make this call.

this might as well be capitulation to China.

@FiredUpCoug Goes all the way to Japan to *checks notes* eat a Costco hotdog. 😆

The hot dog is PORK in Japan?! Now I really have to figure out a way to get to Japan.

“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the laws". - Thomas Jefferson.

@roikfbuwgc254 Just go look at the State of Utah outdoors. With the exception of jungle and ocean front it basically has it all.

@TMZ Hey look, it’s Epsteins Jew mouth piece.

Dan Bilzerian's standing by his assertion that his opponent for a seat in Congress is a "fat Jew" ... while simultaneously insisting he's anti-Jewish, not antisemitic.

@roikfbuwgc254 Like White and Japanese people, Dr Pepper is superior.

アメリカのコーラ系で1番強火なファンが多いのはドクターペッパーなのかな