Tom Riley

“You complete me” -complimentary angle

Paint water towers like a full moon

@AP @Emma_Rileyy

Boil water advisories can be confusing. Here are some safety tips from experts apnews.com/article/hurric…

We shall call your wife’s brother your “brother in law” and what about your sister’s husband sir? also“brother in law” so, your sister’s son is your “son in law” sir? No, we will keep “nephew” for him and his wife, sir? No one knows

I don't agree with a lot of Harris policies. But I disagree with trying to steal an election so strongly that that's irrelevant. Respecting the peaceful transfer of power is a foundational issue in democracy: if you don't have that, nothing else matters.

@imhearcuzelon @snyjets It‘s so sad you just immediately know this idiot is MAGA. I checked. He’s that dumb

@snyjets I love that he is just straight trolling the media with these words so they have to actually print them. Football grunt using words that professional writers are going to have to look up. Love it. Yes I am still bleeding green - JET UP

"Thankfully, we're not to the denouement of this season. There's still a lot of time left. It's important that we all stay as sanguine as possible." - Aaron Rodgers

@KCStar To be fair, that is funny

77-year-old woman fatally shoots man who ‘jokingly’ asked her to shoot him, Ohio cops say kansascity.com/news/nation-wo…

@konstructivizm those are stars so I doubt it

There has to be life on one of these dots.

@KRCG13 I sure hope it is

Scientists say we will see more Northern Lights, as the sun is currently in an active period. krcgtv.com/news/offbeat/m…

@konstructivizm I don’t know who Aurora is, but she got luck because you’re a dork

I was stood up for my date with the Aurora at Mt Hood but at least I got this timelapse! By peeweekid

@jasongay You gotta attack early these days

jeez its October 10.

@KCStar protected speech, right?

Judge strikes down Missouri’s ‘no candy’ sign law for sex offenders ahead of Halloween kansascity.com/news/politics-…

@stltoday hope you can come back for Halloween this year @joeschlemeier

This Halloween, Missouri sex offenders won't have to post warning signs outside homes stltoday.com/news/local/cri…

@columbiatribune 3 months isn’t really that long not to see a niece. Honestly, I think he’s lucky.

This Airman left for basic training just 24 hours before his niece was born - 3 months later, he is meeting her for the first time. #militarykind columbiatribune.com/story/life/mil…

@bassharborhead @GardenDesignMag I know. Seems like a story that should be better known. Cool tree. arboretum.harvard.edu/plant-bios/fra…

@ThomasKRiley @GardenDesignMag What! How is that explained? That’s amazing

The Franklin tree! -Growing 10 to 20 feet tall, and 6 to 15 feet wide -Deciduous oblong green leaves turn shades of purple, red, and orange in fall -Use as a stand-alone specimen or in a mixed border -Zones 5-8 -Native to southeastern US ow.ly/rbMB50TwJao

@ScottAdamsSays I think you could end that sentence after ‘people’

I can't have a productive conversation with people who think news, science, and data are credible.

@ProjectLincoln anyone would freak out if their elderly parents would ever even have taken a phone call or email from people like this

Yikes!

@kyle_borg Did you say “Draftkings Sportsbook has Andy at minus a point and a half”when discussing the Colts game today?

TEs with a receiving TD inside the 10 yard line so far George Kittle Foster Moreau Darnell Washington .... That's it.