Uncle Denze

Tony Adams there looking like he has just come back from selling monorails to Brockden, Ogdenville and North Haverbook.

@LFCData Konate *

The Gakpo 25/26 season is genuinely one of the worst single campaigns I can think of a Liverpool player.

Chuck Norris dying and having to watch Liverpool is an all time low 24hrs

@RamboFYI @RedToTheBone Right back

🚨🇳🇱 | 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Atletico Madrid are showing strong INTEREST in Liverpool forward Cody Gakpo. [@GraemeBailey]

Gakpo Konate Frimpong Jones. What has happened to you

@pennant83 What’s wrong with Gakpo? Seems dead slow

This is where slot infuriates me…… bring on Rio and put gakpo down the middle it’s not rocket science

Andrea dossena

Harry Potter is extremely overrated as a Quidditch player. Here are the facts: First, he has an equipment advantage. Year 1: he didn't even try out. McGonagall just put him on the team. Then he gets a Nimbus 2000 while everyone else is on discount, budget, school-issued brooms Year 3: Harry's Nimbus 2000 gets destroyed by the Whomping Willow and he gets a Firebolt. Once again, he has an equipment advantage Second, he misses too many games. The best ability is availability. Harry played in 9 Quidditch games at Hogwarts. Gryffindor had 13 games during that time. Harry missed 31% of his team's games Now, let's look at Gryffindor's record with and without Harry Book 1: Harry plays the first two games and misses the last one (infirmary). Team goes 2-1. He's 2-0 in games he plays Book 2: Harry plays one game, last two get canceled. Team is 1-0 Book 3: the ONLY season Harry plays all three games. Gryffindor goes 2-1 Book 4: no Quidditch (Triwizard Tournament) Book 5: Harry plays one game, attacks Malfoy, banned for life. Ginny steps in. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway Book 6: Harry plays first two games, misses the last one. Gryffindor wins the cup anyway Book 7: Harry is hunting Horcruxes with Ron and Hermione. Does not appear that Quidditch was played while school was under control of Death Eaters In the 4 games Harry missed, Gryffindor went 2-2. Not great, but they survived without him It's simple. Harry Potter is a great wizard. But as a Quidditch player? He's wildly overrated. You could argue that there are several people better than Harry at Quidditch: Victor Krum, Charlie Weasley, Cedric Diggory, Ludo Bagman, Ginny Weasley, Eunice Murray, Hamish McFarland Also, it's been decades since Harry Potter played Quidditch. The game is much faster now. There are more analytics. The players are more athletic. Even the coaching is different Let's stop hyping Harry as a Quidditch player

Season 8 Episode 4

@GraemeKelly1 @RobGutmann Maybe it’s a personal issue. And the world doesn’t need to know

@RobGutmann It’s very worrying when the manager has no idea how long a player is out for a week after the injury

Any Liverpool fan not concerned about the vagueness of this Wirtz update is a weirdo.

Interesting

"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh?" "D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."

The worst half of football Iv ever seen.

No way he tore his ACL playing poker? 😭🤣😭

Liverpool vs Chelsea 1-0 (4-1 on pens), CL Semi Final, 06/07 season. Vintage Rafa. #LFC

let’s work

“I love legitimate theater.” -a thread 🎭

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

FAF, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON LIVE CAMERA😭