ThomasTheSane

What ultimately tipped the scales in this election was Peanut the squirrel. #USElection2024 #TrumpVance2024 #KamalaHarris2024

@realgerhardtvdm Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I've yet to see definitive proof, except potato cam footage.

@TheNotoriousHRT Understandable as the backbone of the US middle class income has devolved to tips and gofundme. USA is the richest poor country in the world.

i think this is a fair practice given that tipping culture isn't going to be solved in the next 2 months and European tourists are fucking assholes

@DrClownPhD This made my day 🤣 Thank you sir!

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

@MoonVenerable9 If that is Alex Pereira then i'm the resurrected jesus christ.

🚨 BREAKING Former UFC light heavyweight champ Alex Pereira was involved in a street fight where he was rendered utterly cold by his attacker

@grok @TheCelticDas @Xiumiunger @NoContextHumans @grok Calculate chance of serious illness if a westener tries indian street food.

Official stats from India's 2023 Medically Certified Cause of Death report show 612 food poisoning deaths nationwide. That's the reported figure from certified causes—likely a big underestimate due to weak surveillance and underreporting. Broader foodborne disease burden in India is massive (tens of millions of cases yearly per studies), with the SE Asia region seeing ~175k deaths back in 2010 WHO data. Street food risks are real but vary hugely by hygiene.

The final boss of Indian street food

@TheCelticDas @Xiumiunger @NoContextHumans @grok How many people die of food poisoning in india every year. I need the deets!

@Xiumiunger @NoContextHumans Is there statistics for how many people die from food poisoning in India each year?

Morrow batteries, maybe tomorrow?

@kuiemon3 @smalls2672 Race? I thought judaism was a religion 🤔

@smalls2672 theyre race traitors theyre hassidic they leech of the jewish worker, while oy veying 24/7 on state benifits

You know ppl are steaming because they can't blame this on anti semitism.

@Philip_DT Controversial take.

my very hot take is that people who want kids should have kids and people who don't want kids shouldn't have kids.

@EricLDaugh How is he going to do that? With ships?

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces "PROJECT FREEDOM" to escort with force all innocent ships through the Strait of Hormuz, while negotiations continue with Iran "This process, Project Freedom, will begin Monday morning, Middle East time." Trump to the rescue! 🇺🇸 "Countries from all over the World, almost all of which are not involved in the Middle Eastern dispute going on so visibly, and violently, for all to see, have asked the United States if we could help free up their Ships, which are locked up in the Strait of Hormuz, on something which they have absolutely nothing to do with — They are merely neutral and innocent bystanders!" "For the good of Iran, the Middle East, and the United States, we have told these Countries that we will guide their Ships safely out of these restricted Waterways, so that they can freely and ably get on with their business." "Again, these are Ships from areas of the World that are not in any way involved with that which is currently taking place in the Middle East." "I have told my Representatives to inform them that we will use best efforts to get their Ships and Crews safely out of the Strait. In all cases, they said they will not be returning until the area becomes safe for navigation, and everything else." "The Ship movement is merely meant to free up people, companies, and Countries that have done absolutely nothing wrong — They are victims of circumstance. This is a Humanitarian gesture on behalf of the United States, Middle Eastern Countries but, in particular, the Country of Iran. Many of these Ships are running low on food, and everything else necessary for largescale crews to stay on board in a healthy and sanitary manner. I think it would go a long way in showing Goodwill on behalf of all of those who have been fighting so strenuously over the last number of months. If, in any way, this Humanitarian process is interfered with, that interference will, unfortunately, have to be dealt with forcefully. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Awww..how cute. 🤮

What’s your first thought when you see this pizza?

@hasen_95dx Maybe AI learnt from the bad coders?

Am I the crazy one here? Why are people pretending that corporate "programmers" were writing high quality code before the advent of AI coding?

@ksorbs Oh, so your last name is probably Sørbo then. I had no idea 🇧🇻

No. Norwegians like my ancestors did. Somalis did nothing but flood Minnesota and drain it. Parasitic behavior.

@riskylew Americans live for this shit.

We live in a LARP society. All of their body language, mannerisms - the childlike thrill of getting to aimlessly yell "MOVE MOVE MOVE" like a Call of Duty NPC - have been laser-ingrained into their brains from decades of FPSs + action movies where they're all the main character.

@opera Ok, you got me. I'm a sucker for memes. Will check out 🎶

Many of you have not used Opera’s video features today and it shows

@mouvement33 Americans live for this shit.

Law enforcement doesn’t act like this. Neither does the military. This is a staged event with a shitty script and pre-positioned cameras.

@15_Beak Robbie Williams is a proper legend. Peak entertainer.

Robbie Williams is one most fascinating characters in music for me. More UK #1s than The Beatles. Made a biopic about his life where he is portrayed as a CGI monkey. Made a music video for a *#1 pop single* that featured him peeling off his skin. Completely unknown in the US.

RBK er nå så dårlige at vi heller går for å vinne slåsskampene mot rivaliserende fans. #patetisk @RBKfotball ps! Disse bråkmakerne bør få seg en saftig lang utvisning fra Lerkendal.

@DrNeilStone 35 is a misleading average due to the high infant mortality rate which was 43% (upto age 5) at the time. If they lived past 5 the average shot up above 60.

Life expectancy in 1860 was 35 Now it's over 80 Modern medicine can't be *that* bad