Choose your ruin 😈👇🏼
A) I post your most humiliating photos to your Facebook with the caption: "Finally living my truth and my best life” 😉
B) I call your work and explain that their employee is currently begging for a release in my DMs and email them proof📞💼
C) I change your personal Twitter handle to a name of my choice and you aren't allowed to touch it for a year. 😏