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Imaginez : un homme gagne le loto 10 fois d’affilée. La police l’arrête. Et là, il annonce calmement : « Je viens du futur. » 🇸🇪 Cette histoire s’est réellement passée… en Suède. 🧵👇

@Paristeamfr Quelle chaîne pour voir ça?

Le Trophée est là ! Marquinhos va le soulever !

Le PSG a fait l’exploit de sortir ces psychopathes mdrrrrrr Et y’en a qui viennent me dire qu’à Munich c’était un « mauvais Bayern » le même argument encore et toujours. 🤣

@thony_elsy Life is a misery de Madonna

L’ère me rappelle une chanson.. mais je n’arrive pas à me souvenir du nom purée #Eurovision

Je suis pour la liberté d'expression totale. Que chacun soit libre de dire des bêtises. Comme ça on peut les corriger. Le tweet de Clémence Guetté sur Mamdani est un cas d'école de foutage de gueule. Démontage. "En 4 mois, Mamdani a ramené le budget à l'équilibre. De 12 milliards à 0." D'abord : NYC est légalement obligée de présenter un budget équilibré chaque année depuis 1975 (Financial Emergency Act, après la quasi-faillite de la ville). C'est le 47e budget équilibré consécutif. Présenter ça comme un exploit, c'est déjà mentir par omission. Maintenant, comment le "trou" de 12 Mds$ a été comblé : → ~8 Mds$ d'aide de l'État (Gouverneure Hochul a sorti le chéquier) → 1,64 Md$ en repoussant les paiements de pensions de 2032 à 2037 → 500 M$ d'une taxe pied-à-terre pas encore votée → 1,77 Md$ d'économies réelles sur 2 ans → Le reste : revenus fiscaux supérieurs aux prévisions Ce ne sont PAS les finances de la ville qui s'améliorent. C'est Albany qui paye. Les médias locaux (Vital City, THE CITY, NY Focus) appellent ça pour ce que c'est : un bailout de l'État. Le tour de magie le plus crade : étirer l'amortissement des dettes de pensions sur 5 ans de plus. Citizens Budget Commission (non partisan) : "un gimmick qui équilibre ce budget sur le dos des futurs New-Yorkais." William Glasgall (Volcker Alliance) : "Étendre la période d'amortissement crée une dette plus chère que des obligations municipales." Traduction : Mamdani emprunte au taux le plus cher possible pour faire semblant d'équilibrer aujourd'hui. Andrew Rein (CBC) : "On demande à des gens qui n'habitent même pas encore ici de nous aider à équilibrer le budget." Ce que Mamdani n'a PAS dit dans sa présentation : son propre budget projette un déficit de 7 Mds$ pour 2028. Les experts disent qu'ils ne se souviennent pas d'un maire qui ait omis de mentionner les déficits futurs. C'est de la com pure. Et toutes ses promesses de campagne ? KILLED. - Taxe sur les millionnaires : tuée par Hochul - Hausse corporate : tuée - Bus gratuits : tués - Property tax hike : retirée en panique Il n'a fait passer aucune de ses idées radicales. Il a juste pris l'argent des autres et pelleté la dette sur 2037. Ce n'est pas de la "gestion au service des gens". C'est un mirage comptable financé par l'État fédéré et payé par les générations futures. Quand un politicien socialiste dit "j'ai mis le budget à zéro", vérifie d'où vient l'argent, vérifie les paiements différés, vérifie les déficits futurs, vérifie ce qu'il a abandonné. La gestion publique honnête, ça ne tient pas dans un tweet de 4 lignes. La propagande, si.

Bill Clinton: “The Palestinians were offered a state. They refused. A state wasn't their goal. Killing Jews was." This must be shared every single day.

There is no such thing as coincidence. On May 12, the Civil Commission on October 7 Crimes by Hamas released a 300-page report documenting in extensive detail the systematic, widespread, and deliberate use of sexual violence and torture by Hamas terrorists. One day earlier, the @nytimes published a piece accusing Israel of widespread sexual abuse of Palestinians - claims that have already been debunked over sourcing, factual inconsistencies, and reliance on individuals with alleged ties to Hamas. The contrast and implications are impossible to ignore. Instead of sustained public attention on the extensive evidentiary record documenting Hamas’ atrocities, much of the conversation has shifted towards blood-libelous allegations against Israel. Even when claims are challenged or corrected, the effect is the same: attention was successfully diverted, narratives were shaped by lies, and the burden shifts to rebutting preposterous accusations rather than confronting grueling data documenting heinous crimes and holding Hamas to account.

C’est l’histoire d’un mec : menteur, manipulateur… Un ancien colon qui s’est inventé une vie. @leditodemadar vous livre plusieurs révélations choc concernant l’ordure antisémite @JLMelenchon -Luc . 👀

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Lamine Yamal, the star of FC Barcelona and Spain’s national team, waving the Palestinian flag during today’s championship celebrations. A flag that represents terror and the murder of Jews. Disgusting.

As an Arab living in Israel, I have a message for Lamine Yamal. The world sees one side, but I live the reality every day. Stop mixing politics with football! ⚽️🚫 Lamine, come visit us and see the truth for yourself. We are waiting for you! 🇮🇱🙏 #LamineYamal

@RaphChader Arrêts par match : Safonov : 2.0 Chevalier : 1.94 Buts attendus contre (xGA) : Safonov : 9.87 Chevalier : 15.88 Note moyenne : Safonov : 6.87 Chevalier : 7.03 Si Chevalier est une brêle, Safonov n’est guerre meilleur…

Actor Javier Bardem is wearing a Palestine football shirt with “Free Marwan” on. Marwan Barghouti is a Palestinian terrorist serving five life sentences for murdering civilians. You can’t hate these Hollywood pro-Pals enough.

Dear antisemites, I know you like to boycott Israeli products so I thought I’d help you out. You’re welcome. So here are the things you need to stop using immediately. WhatsApp: The founder just donated $200 million to a hospital in the “Occupied Jerusalem”. Stop using WhatsApp immediately. iPhone/Apple: The iPhone chip is designed in Herzliya and Face ID was invented by an Israeli. Stop using your iPhone immediately. Apple also has a large presence in Israel so no mac either. Google/Android: Google has a massive presence in the “Zionist entity”. One of Google’s largest engineering hubs outside the U.S. Stop using all Google products immediately. Microsoft: Massive Israel R&D presence since the 1990s. Thousands of employees across Herzliya, Tel Aviv, Haifa, and Nazareth. Major AI, cybersecurity, and cloud work. No Microsoft for you! Intel: If your computer is running an Intel processor, that’s built in Jerusalem. Probably the single largest private tech employer in Israel. Massive chip fabs and R&D centers in Haifa, Petah Tikva, Jerusalem, and Kiryat Gat. Stop using Intel immediately. Nvidia: If you’re using AI of any kind, good chance it is built on Nvidia. Nvidia just tripled their presence in Israel and the CEO is a massive Zionist. No more AI. Meta: Meta has offices throughout Israel so no Facebook or Instagram for you. Stop using them immediately. USB: That’s right, USB was invented by an Israeli company called MSystems so no USB products please. Amazon: Amazon and its web services have a strong presence in Israel and the drone department was started by an Israeli. No Amazon for you. Pillcam: If someone you love is sick and the doctor suggests an examination using the pillcam, reject immediately. That’s Israeli technology. Drip irrigation: If your gardener suggests you water your garden with drip irrigation, say no and fire him. He’s clearly a Zionist trying to sell you an Israeli technology. Waze: We already established that you can’t use Google Maps. You can’t use Waze either. It’s an Israeli company acquired by Google. Maybe buy yourself a map for the car. Instant messaging or voice over IP: Please refrain from using any instant messaging or voice over IP. Both invented by an Israeli. I’d suggest a pigeon. Autonomous car: If your car drives itself, good chance it’s powered by mobileye in Jerusalem. Sell it immediately. Cherry tomatoes: Stop eating cherry tomatoes. They’re an Israeli invention. A website: If you have a website, it’s likely powered by Wix, an Israeli company. Shut it down immediately. If you managed to find a phone that doesn’t run iOS or Android, you better not take a picture with it. The dual-lens camera technology for smartphones was pioneered by Corephotonics, an Israeli startup based in Tel Aviv, which was later acquired by Samsung. No photos for you! Firewall: Check Point Software developed the first commercial firewall. If your work has a firewall, quit immediately. Rummikub: I’m sure you love playing. We all do. Sorry to tell you this but it was invented by Ephraim Hertzano. Throw out your Rummikub immediately. Here are some honorable mentions for you. These things were invented by a Jew and as an antisemite, you need to stop using them immediately! Ballpoint Pen (Biro): Invented by Hungarian-Jewish László Bíró in the 1930s (patented 1938). Throw out your ballpoint pens. Shopping Cart: Invented by American-Jewish Sylvan Goldman in 1937. Stop using them when you shop. The Defibrillator (modern portable version improvements) — advanced significantly by Paul Zoll and other Jewish researcher. You’re welcome. Just trying to make you the best antisemite you can be. You can start by throwing away the device you are looking at right now. It’s probably built in Israel. We wouldn’t want to support those filthy Zionists, now would we? Good luck cleansing yourself of Zionist products or products created by those Jewish supremacists. Good luck to you! 🤣🇮🇱💪✡️🙏

This one is brutal, but a must read. The Daily Mail just published testimonies of Gazan children being raped by Hamas-affiliated clerics at local mosques — and then threatened into silence by the Qassam Brigades. A nine-year-old describes being led to mosque restrooms by a Sheikh who said he wanted to "give you something nice." "He took me to the restrooms and undressed me, took off my pants and had his way with me. I started to scream and then I cried," the poor boy said. A ten-year-old recounts a cleric pulling down his pants and doing "filthy things" to him. A third child came home bleeding and bruised from the head Imam of a mosque in Khan Younes. When one father confronted the Imam, the Imam's response was that he'll "send Al-Qassam Brigades to you and they'll shoot you. We'll just say you were an Israeli collaborator." The next night, Hamas members showed up at his home and told the father to stay silent or "we'll wipe you off the face of the earth." Another father in Deir al-Balah went to Hamas security with proof. They forced him to drop the charges, or be framed as an Israeli spy. A former Palestinian Authority security officer explains rape is used as a binding tactic. It makes the victims and their families "obedient and submissive" to Hamas. "If you open your mouth they will destroy you and your entire household," he said. This is so widespread it has a name. In Arabic slang, the perpetrators are called "mosque tennis players" — clerics who lure boys under religious pretexts. According to Gazan author Hamza Abu Howidy, who fled the territory, the pattern is well-known: abuse, silence, and gradual conscription into the Hamas movement. Add this to the Daily Mail's story last week of Hamas terrorists gang-raping widows in Gaza en masse, and you have what's clearly a sexual abuse epidemic led by Hamas. Where is the outrage? Or is Palestinian suffering only newsworthy when it can be blamed on Israel?

🚨#Gaza Les témoignages tombent. Après les viols massifs de veuves palestiniennes, par les terroristes du Hamas: Les témoignages d'enfants gazaouis violés par des clercs, des imams, des cheikhs. Un ancien officier de sécurité de l’Autorité palestinienne explique que le viol est utilisé comme une tactique de soumission. Cela rend les victimes et leurs familles "obéissantes et soumises" au Hamas: "Si tu ouvres la bouche, ils te détruiront ainsi que toute ta famille", a-t-il dit. Où sont passés les beaux parleurs LFI??? Commentaires incontournables ⤵️

Quand c'était @elonmusk, c'était un salut nazi. Quand c'est Mamdani, c'est un salut du coeur. Bonne nuit à tous 😅

@AbdellahBoulma @ActuFoot_ @diarioas vente de vinicius pour faire plaisir au dictateur?

@ActuFoot_ @diarioas Il faut des moyens financiers pour cela..

🚨 LE REAL MADRID POURRAIT RECRUTER 3 OU 4 DÉFENSEURS CET ÉTÉ. 🤍 🗞️ @diarioas

@90sfootball Hoarau Giuly

Who is your favourite ever 'little and large' footballing partnership?

@Juampi_issa75 c'est ce que je me suis dit hier vu des tribunes. meme les bandes blanches ne m'ont pas choqué.

Après l’avoir vu porté lors du match d’hier. C’est beaucoup mieux que je pensais. La bande même coupée à l’arrière existe. Le bleu est splendide. Si je pinaille, je regretterai juste la taille des bandes blanches tjrs. Mea culpa