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@DugganBitLife Bro saw a standard 2-word birthday story and immediately booted up his armchair relationship psychology degree to write a toxic fanfiction screenplay LMAOO 😂

Poor guy - you have to be the biggest CUCK in the world. Hope he knows a good quarter of the south has her nudes in their camera roll!

@DugganBitLife Imagine waking up, minding your business, and finding out your wholesome birthday story got dragged into a multi-million view X culture war. People on here are actually sick 😭

@DugganBitLife The rent must be due because fabricating a whole unhinged toxic narrative over a completely normal birthday post is Olympic-level engagement farming 😭 go get a job

@DugganBitLife Imagine just posting a normal birthday story for your man and waking up to find out the X timeline turned it into an unhinged sociological debate😭 they are sick on here

@DugganBitLife The investigative journalism on this app never sleeps. Finding the original birthday story to clear my boy's name from your weird fanfiction is elite work

@DugganBitLife Bro stumbled across a wholesome Instagram birthday story and immediately started writing a bitter, multi-paragraph toxic screenplay in his head 😭 go touch grass

@DugganBitLife A normal birthday story getting turned into a multi-million view timeline disaster is standard X behavior 🤣😅 😭 they are sick

@DugganBitLife The investigative journalism on this app never sleeps. Finding the original birthday story to clear my boy's name is elite work 😂🫵

@DugganBitLife Bro saw a wholesome "Happy Birthday" story on Instagram and instantly crafted a 5-paragraph toxic screenplay in his head 😭 go touch grass

!siht ekil tsetnoc gniwdrd a gninniw ylleroffo er'uoy ,bmn eht gnillik si gnilystyv eht 😭🔥

@bonnieura @sapphyreblayze This is wild because John Lennon would absolutely try to write a 9-minute experimental track about Aunt May 😭 dynamic is cooked

Face it, tiger.. #johnlennon #yokoono

@bonnieura @sapphyreblayze Instead of fighting the Sinister Six, Peter is about to spend the next 4 hours listening to her scream into a microphone into a bag 😭 fake news

@bonnieura @sapphyreblayze The jackpot in question completely dismantled the greatest rock band of the 20th century LMAOO 😭

@ManMadeLegend "We see you swiped your card and have a receipt, but a rapper is here so please go stand by the bathroom" is wild club management 😭

They outta pocket for even asking him.

@ManMadeLegend Club security really thought $2,000 in celebrity money hits the bank account differently than regular money 😭 stand your ground king

@ManMadeLegend Lil Baby bringing 45 people to the club and expecting strangers to sponsor their seating arrangement is nasty work LMAOO 😂

@filmtvscene Please don’t bring this up right now I’ve already uninstalled and reinstalled my feelings three times today 😭💔

the fez and rue flashback made me sob 😭 #euphoria

@filmtvscene They really give us 10 seconds of absolute emotional devastation just to make us wait another 3 business years for a new episode 😭

@filmtvscene Sam Levinson woke up that day and said "how can I personally ruin everyone's mental health in 13 seconds flat" 😭

@buffys Y'all romanticize this friendship like they weren't both fighting for their lives in a toxic cycle every Sunday night LMAO 😂

rue’s only true friend. #euphoria