Throggy

We have garbage disposal technology for sinks, why doesn’t this exist for toilets yet. How many lobbyists could Drano have

@CespedesBBQ This is so appreciated, love the hustle here

Well... actually...

@Rangers__Nation Christ you guys are dorks, little brother syndrome even after y’all finally get a ship

Houston takeover squad: who wants one???

@chloefor3 Horse teef

i actively try not to be rude about women’s appearances so please stop putting those sophie cunningham pics on my tl 🙏

@stoolpresidente Upset that a woman knows more ball than you, sad stuff

Answer: Who retweeted a blatantly false hit piece on you not once but twice within 10 minutes of it being published and then when you provided her evidence it was all bullshit blocked you? Answer - That piece of shit Mina Kimes 💪

@sasimons @Z_Clayton11 Only a sith deals in absolutes

@Z_Clayton11 i operate by a simple and reliable heuristic, which is that if you have right-wing beliefs then you are not on the left

Shane believed Haitians in Ohio were eating cats, Sinners was anti-white, Obama and the Clintons manufactured Russiagate to frame Trump, and Covid was a Chinese bioweapon. He loves Alex Jones, he thinks Nick Fuentes is funny, he has admired Sam Hyde from day one

@cameronsalerno1 Either Michigan front court player

1. Darius Acuff Jr. Gap 2. Keaton Wagler 3. Kingston Flemings 4. Mikel Brown Jr.

@Kuno75 And then you’ll be back when the pendulum swings the other way

If the Astros actually trade Yordan I might be done with the team and just watch baseball not rooting for anyone. That would be the dumbest thing Crane would allow to happen.

@Jared_Carrabis Dude your name is Jared

Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.

What the hell is going on in Houston

@S_U_Network True, but it’s closer than anyone would care to admit. Jeter’s not nearly as good as Yankee fans remember, but he was still a hell of a ball player

True or False: You rank Tony Gwynn higher than Derek Jeter among the greatest players in MLB history.

@BargerMVP_SZN @buchsbaum_86677 Dodgers had Koufax and Drysdale, Yankees have had a dozen or so, Marlins had Beckett and Dontrelle and Jose Fernandez

@buchsbaum_86677 Red Sox orioles guardians

MLB teams ranked based on their best pitcher all time

@BargerMVP_SZN @buchsbaum_86677 Orioles “does one even exist” = Mussina This list blows lol

@FBIDirectorKash Is it true you let male interns eat your butt

see you and your entire entourage of false reporting in court... But do keep at it with the fake news, actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.

@NewFredoWorks @TendoXI @xdownloaderbot can I get this

@TendoXI New reaction gif unlocked

yo what the fuck LOOOOOOOOOOL

@jazzymousie @DavidWolfe Chumbawumba could have been the new Rolling Stones

@DavidWolfe 'One hit wonders' - actors and musicians - were too ethical to make it past the 'casting couch'.

Tell me a crazy conspiracy theory. I don’t mean 9/11 or chem trails. I mean something absolutely unhinged that’ll send you down a rabbit hole for weeks

@BaseballWRLD_ Everybody knows why they’re doing it!

When you get the golden opportunity to sit Ben “MLB-leading 1.256 OPS” Rice for Randal “Literally can’t get any worse .000 OPS” Grichuk, you obviously take it every time

@EmmaTolkin Makes sense, I too am interested in hairy hole

And what if I told you Detective Hole’s name is Harry Hole and it’s not a comedy

@JavierWoT Agreed, Rowling actually finished her series

Por poner en igualdad a J. K. Rowling y George R. R. Martin se le deberia quitar la cuenta de Twitter

@aakashgupta Nah pretty sure he was spanking the monkey

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@JeffNadu “Getting real Boss Baby vibes from this one”

My definitive list of the greatest characters TV of all time 10. Lester Freamon (The Wire) 9. Avon Barksdale ( The Wire) 8. Pietro Savastano (Gomorrah) 7. Miguel Alvarez (OZ) 6. Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri (The Sopranos) 5. Omar Little (The Wire) 4. Jaxson Teller (Sons Of Anarchy) 3. Walter White (Breaking Bad) 2. Ciro D'Marzio (Gomorrah) 1. Anthony Soprano (The Sopranos)