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I just want Nicolas Cage to come to my birthday

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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
We have garbage disposal technology for sinks, why doesn’t this exist for toilets yet. How many lobbyists could Drano have
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@CespedesBBQ This is so appreciated, love the hustle here
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@Rangers__Nation Christ you guys are dorks, little brother syndrome even after y’all finally get a ship
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ginger spice@chloefor3·
i actively try not to be rude about women’s appearances so please stop putting those sophie cunningham pics on my tl 🙏
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Seth Simons@sasimons·
@Z_Clayton11 i operate by a simple and reliable heuristic, which is that if you have right-wing beliefs then you are not on the left
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@Kuno75 And then you’ll be back when the pendulum swings the other way
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TexasTrain ✭@Kuno75·
If the Astros actually trade Yordan I might be done with the team and just watch baseball not rooting for anyone. That would be the dumbest thing Crane would allow to happen.
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Jared Carrabis@Jared_Carrabis·
Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@S_U_Network True, but it’s closer than anyone would care to admit. Jeter’s not nearly as good as Yankee fans remember, but he was still a hell of a ball player
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S_U_Network@S_U_Network·
True or False: You rank Tony Gwynn higher than Derek Jeter among the greatest players in MLB history.
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@BargerMVP_SZN @buchsbaum_86677 Dodgers had Koufax and Drysdale, Yankees have had a dozen or so, Marlins had Beckett and Dontrelle and Jose Fernandez
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ʜᴀᴍʙᴀʀɢᴇʀ@BargerMVP_SZN·
MLB teams ranked based on their best pitcher all time
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Jazzy Mouse@jazzymousie·
@DavidWolfe 'One hit wonders' - actors and musicians - were too ethical to make it past the 'casting couch'.
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David Wolfe@DavidWolfe·
Tell me a crazy conspiracy theory. I don’t mean 9/11 or chem trails. I mean something absolutely unhinged that’ll send you down a rabbit hole for weeks
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When you get the golden opportunity to sit Ben “MLB-leading 1.256 OPS” Rice for Randal “Literally can’t get any worse .000 OPS” Grichuk, you obviously take it every time
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Back in the Bronx. #RepBX

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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@EmmaTolkin Makes sense, I too am interested in hairy hole
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@JavierWoT Agreed, Rowling actually finished her series
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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@aakashgupta Nah pretty sure he was spanking the monkey
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Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.
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El masturbador de Pompeya, 79 d.c. La erupción del volcán Vesubio lo halló desprevenido, permaneciendo en ésta postura por la eternidad. Manera de morir 557: "La paja mortal".

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Throggy@ThorFroggy·
@JeffNadu “Getting real Boss Baby vibes from this one”
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Jeff Nadu@JeffNadu·
My definitive list of the greatest characters TV of all time 10. Lester Freamon (The Wire) 9. Avon Barksdale ( The Wire) 8. Pietro Savastano (Gomorrah) 7. Miguel Alvarez (OZ) 6. Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri (The Sopranos) 5. Omar Little (The Wire) 4. Jaxson Teller (Sons Of Anarchy) 3. Walter White (Breaking Bad) 2. Ciro D'Marzio (Gomorrah) 1. Anthony Soprano (The Sopranos)
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