THORZUL

I WANT TO EAT AT A PIZZA PARLOR THAT’S FUCKING DARK. YOU CAN’T SEE ANYBODY, AND THEY CAN’T SE YOU. STAINED GLASS LIGHTS AND HIGH-BACKED BOOTHS. PEPPERONIS THAT FILL UP WITH GREASE AND BEER BY THE PITCHER. DARK. DARK LIKE THE HULL OF A SHIP. Q*BERT AND CIGARETTE MACHINES.

TIM REAM SUCKS. ST. LOUIS UNIVERSITY SUCKS. ST. LOUIS SUCKS.

@ZODIAC_MF Jesus, why are people so FUCKING EMBARRASSING? 12-year-old me figured this out without any problems.

COME ON MAN. JIMMY *REALLY* WANTED HER TO TAKE THOSE FREE CLOTHES. HOW IS THIS EVEN A DISCUSSION

@LexG_III You’re absolutely right about this. In the early days of pro wrestling, shady promoters would cheap out and hardly ever change the ring canvas, making hepatitis outbreaks pretty common. Nowadays it’s much more sanitary, but still gross.

@ZODIAC_MF Spoken like Don Logan.

@RtWBrian BIG NEWS

@ZODIAC_MF Maybe he’s never seen garbage eat garbage before.

WAIT A *HUMANE* SUPERMAN?! HOLY SHIT!!!

@agboehm @NHLFlames I was going to say Flames. I have a soft spot for them because when I was in 5th grade lots of boys in my class started collecting the Panini stickers and Calgary were the champs. Kind of felt left out because I wasn’t interested in hockey.

@NHLFlames Let's see games over still got another hour to kill. Things I know about the @NHLFlames: red jerseys, Jarome Iginla, and I'll tell you what, I played the Hell outta NHL 96 as a kid. I remember Theo Fleury, fast as fuck, Gary Roberts, Phil Housely, rock solid in the back

Recently became a father for the first time. I have the letter night feeding shift so I decided to pick an NHL team to follow while I'm up late with the newborn.

COMPLETE HORSESHIT.

@biggsdaddycool Not even in the same county. Likes to complain from afar.

@biggsdaddycool Yeah, comments like his read as “Why aren’t those n_____s in school?” to me. That’s all it is. Clown is right.

Please come stand outside at 6:30 AM with a child on 16th and North Ave. whose bus to their MPS school doesn’t show up, then walk them home. Until you do that, keep quiet in Caledonia, and especially don’t mention City of Milwaukee tax money you do not pay into.

@biggsdaddycool There are an unbelievable amount of old white men who live in southeastern Wisconsin who go out of their way to see every decision that Milwaukee Public Schools makes as a personal affront. They let their small dicks speak for them on Twitter (sic).

@Thorzul What’s wrong with that guy? Absurd.

@ZODIAC_MF Dude took a taxi to school every day. Legend. Got what he wanted.

@ZODIAC_MF Erykah always makes me think about this teacher in high school. I never had him but my sister did and she said, “He always dates women with headwraps and dashikis and shit.”

THIS SONG AND VIDEO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROY ANYTHING QUEEN BEYONCE EVER DID. FUCK HER youtube.com/watch?v=SFkHyl…

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@__gritz__ @Thorzul @Topps This doesn’t go hard like you think

hey @topps, ai images on cards is not acceptable. stop it and pay an artist.

@TimLeMule @ZODIAC_MF Sophomore year my roommate woke up and pissed in his closet. To be fair, it was a rectangular edifice, like a stall. Next day I told him about and he was all, “Oh my God, I pissed in the room.” Happy 8 years ago, Zodiac.

@ZODIAC_MF Reminds me of my 1st year roommate. Quiet guy never drank B4. Got loaded and pissed in dorm hallway in front of screaming girls

@chiefs6277 @__gritz__ @Topps Go suck yourself.

@__gritz__ @Thorzul @Topps Time to change your diaper!

@chiefs6277 @__gritz__ @Topps It’s *MY*. Jesus. You’re struggling with basic grammar while I’m at least 32 bars deep on some diss verses that rhyme “Scottie’s triple chin” with “pulled back foreskin.” The beauty of the lines is their interchangeability.

@Thorzul @__gritz__ @Topps Good input thorzul. Throat me cock

@__gritz__ @chiefs6277 @Topps I feel like I ought to weigh in on this.

@chiefs6277 @Topps sure fuckin did! what was yer favorite part, the part where I insinuated your mom called me a freak because I gave her the ol' 3 fingered santa stroke or the part where I said jesus thinks yer head looks like a penis?

Trying to track down a Brendan who sent me a mystery package. deathstarecards.blogspot.com/2024/12/trade-…