Shepster Thoughts

@SkyNews can you please share the clip about the word “apricity” 🙏

@SkyNews your time is wrong

@PintsandPanels Breathing

@PicturesFoIder Sink plugs

@M_of_starlight Bang on.

where can I book this kind of relaxation?

@InternetH0F uncanny 😂

cutting your own fringe is a cry for help

@KayBurley are you still with sky? The mornings aren’t the same without your weetabix-powered reporting

what if we just put some killer whales in the channel #RishiIsSinking

never judge anyone’s hustle

sunday sippin’

and then everything changes

@mhdksafa Yes

Do you hold the door open for the person behind you regardless of their sex, age, color, religion, appearance or ability to say thank you or not? Just yes or no?

@katylcowan 🖕🖕🖕

my teenager told me to have a good day what do i say now

anyone else use a piece of bread to justify eating a stick of butter? cool

@ZakzR Cos they want the money 😆 the rest can vokof

SARS eFiling is probably the only system in South Africa that actually works 🫠 Blows my mind how efficient it is compared to literally every other government service 😭🤯

me: can voodoo dolls be used for good? wife: no me: what’s a good voodoo doll? wife: barbie

@SPuro88 what in the living christ of fuck

Please do not check your temperature via your urethra. And if you do, don’t shove it so far that it goes into your bladder and you forget about it for 15 years.