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All these girls wearing Bass Pro hats who are scared to touch fish 🎣😭

Please stop raising awareness. I’m too aware. I’m in awareness overload. I need at least 50% less awareness.

i grow attachment from how we vibe and goof around.. not sex

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

When I was a kid, being out in public in your pajamas meant your house was on fire.

I wanted to go out tonight, but the avocado I bought last week will finally be ripe enough to eat between 9pm - 9.15pm so I can't.

I'm going to start a vibrator repair service, and call it... Inspect Her Gadget...

it's just weird, because it seems like somebody definitely touched my drum set

girls are perverts when they like you

what a boring planet. no fairies, no mermaids, no dragons… just bills & annoying ppl

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

The world: Literally burning down. The internet: I really don’t think it’s Jim Carrey, guys.

@nick_underhill Awesome now we can quit the Shough crap

This QB competition is fun

Rattler to Juwan for the td

Okay Spencer, I see you👀

@Saints Rattler to Olave is 💯

Shough it. Shaheed down there somewhere 🎯