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Nobody: My white friend as soon as I leave the car:

If Deku really said what was on his mind

Her:Block her I don’t trust her Me:Ok but block him I don’t trust him either Her:why he’s just a friend?

My girlfriend to me after I fart on her bed for the 4th time in 30 seconds

When the racist prisoner tries messing with one of the black employees

My mom:Make sure your ass is home no later than 11 Me:say less Also me at 10:57

When you and your friends were acting up with the sub and the principal walks in

10 year old me coming home trying to watch cartoons only to hear this

When you laugh at someone for getting flamed and then they start flaming you out of nowhere