ThrobertDowneyJr_$69

@chancothewizard Voodoo ranger is your ace

Bullpen for he night #thirsty

Every fucking leg day I’m waiting for people to get off the shit that I want

Had to take a gym shit and feel bad for locker room

@chancothewizard That’ll happen

Kinda been a little pissed off all day. Maybe it’s cuz I’m #horny

@bricklayrMD Usually means they did and they just didn’t think it was funny

Ever say a joke twice and still nobody heard you

There is nothing more pussy than buying pre sliced anything. Like take your tampon out and grab a fucking knife

@chancothewizard Slices of apples? What are you a fucking child?

#fn breakfast

When did driving become hell on a local level?

@Hanks_Burner69 Perfect time to kill 2 birds with 1 stone

Bro no way it’s true that Netanyahu will be at ufc White House

Free Josh Jacobs nooooo😭

In 1945, shortly after WW2, the government came to the conclusion that we need to drink 8 glasses of water a day. This announcement was made shortly after fluoride was introduced to our water systems. Jews control our water stay awake my friend

Go figure. Lowest test levels of men on this planet

@Hanks_Burner69 Don’t fall into that trap

Think I miss my ex

@Hanks_Burner69 Charging the mound while hammered would be so fun

I need to play in a slow pitch league where we all get drunk and occasionally have a fight break out

Going to a girls house and took way too big of a dab before I left. Generational lock in boutta happen #yikes

The Antichrist will be a Jew

@jacknoffman Niggas like me is what you’d consider the best pilot in the galaxy and have never been pulled over after years of finessing

First time driving drunk over 10+ miles since the DUI. #HomeSafe

Btw the term “Eesshh” works on females when you comment on how they look go ahead and give it a try

@Hanks_Burner69 No shit god forbid he makes us over 7ft tall and good at basketball

I bet wemby fucks so many bitches and gets all the play he wants

@Hanks_Burner69 I just been on board with them since KD and Westbrook were getting their asses spanked by the warriors during playoffs back in the mid 2010s

@ThrobertDowney Fuck you all the way. They are maybe the most hatable team in recent history

Sga has no shame. Fuck OKC to hell. Fuck the fans too. Bring back the Sonics while we are at it