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@ThvnderCat
Hardcore realist using silliness to get through life
Katılım Haziran 2020
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For the first time in 2 years, our compound gate man travelled.
Just two days.
And everywhere has scattered.
Normally the man does everything.
Open gate.
Pump water.
Fuel the generator.
Wash cars.
We didn’t even realize how much work he was doing until he left.
Yesterday morning, water finished from the tank.
Everybody came outside looking confused.
Nobody even knew where the water switch is.
Later we contributed money to buy fuel for the generator.
Then someone asked,
“Who will go and buy the fuel?”
Silence.
Nobody moved.
Last night I came back home without my key.
I knocked and banged the gate for almost 45 minutes.
Nobody opened.
This morning I even had to wash my own car.
First time in years.
Then the waste disposal people came.
Nobody attended to them.
They just dropped the waste and left.
Omo…
Only two days without our gate man and this compound has completely lost direction.
It’s going to be a very long week for all of us.
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Time to mute this, people have started saying jargons
M.@ThvnderCat
Nigeria is not working, the UK is too boring and individualistic, the USA is too volatile, Canada is too far and too cold. Where person wan even go sef like this
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The Uk is too gloomy.
Almost as if everyone is sad 😂
M.@ThvnderCat
Nigeria is not working, the UK is too boring and individualistic, the USA is too volatile, Canada is too far and too cold. Where person wan even go sef like this
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It’s almost like everyone is different and you can’t really generalise peoples overall behaviour based on their sharing one specific characteristic
Mediterranean gyal🌊@HakataQueen
lol I worked at a high end hotel in France with mostly wealthy people and here is a small list of things rich people got furious and screamed at me about: - the weather was rainy - they forgot their toothbrush - they opened the window and mosquitoes got in the room
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And it was very tasty, had this unique taste. Now it’s just bland, if you don’t garnish it well, you won’t enjoy it.
Ossai of Enugu@ossaivictor1_
Them never born some of una when we dey buy this indomie 35 Naira
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I’m now the age my dad was when he had me, I am also earning substantially more than he was when he was that age. He woke up in his own home. I’ve just woken up to find out energy prices go up by £332 in July.
Our futures are being destroyed.
Richie Brave@RichieBrave
Do you think young people are being priced out of adulthood?
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Love this. Polygamous lavender marriage? Sweet. As long as no one is being scammed.
Sénsei B@rb_demi333
So I heard we have DL Hausa Lesbians. That's why they don't get upset whenever their husbands wants to take on a new wife. It's a win-win situation.😭
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Birch. Pine. Mahogany. Oak. Iroko. Bamboo. Redwood. Sap. This shit easy.
🪖@JBTHEPLUG1
Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.
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