♕The H is Silent♕

[something witty about oranges] 🧡

so tired of everybody trying to out nonchalant and keep it p with each other.. like don’t bother me unless you passionate and insane 😭😭😭😭

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

One thing I can do is cut some layers 🙂‍↕️🤏🏽🤏🏽

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

Tired.

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

Grown ass men talkin bout ain’t no bbqs and they don’t smell no grills . Fire up the grill and get to work bitch nigga

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

Stoner relationships are awesome Like I'll wake up at 4am and be like "babe, tryna smoke a blunt? Take a dab?" And he'll be like "of course" then we smoke, probably fuck, then go back to bed cuddling and happy. There ain't no drama when you have marijuana.

GOT, The Originals & TVD

I have to take this duvet to the laundromat but this off and on rain is blowing me

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

My lash tech is finally off maternity leave 🥹🥹 I’m so happy I could cry

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

Iceman might be my favorite?

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

making myself more gorgeous is my favorite coping mechanism

bitches hate when you okay with not being they friend😂😂😂

I want people to let go of whatever notion they had abt me based off my 20s. The 32yr old version of me is drastically different 💀