VOTE LABOUR ANYWAY

Cunts

@DrJamesMasonry Everything’s fucked mate. If I held you I’d drop you and you’d break.

Toto the dog. Dodo the bird. Po-po the pig.

That’s me, @dy0b1 and @WerdSOS banned for randomly saying cunt and some fucking racist cunt called @AyoCaesar a p*** and fuck all got done about it even though the daft cunts at Twitter reviewers it twice. FFS. Cunts.

@timolarch @milo1234 Are you serious?

On #WorldSuicidePreventionDay, it's irreconcilably sad that Scotland has lost another young talent in this way. 26 years old. @lokiscottishrap will be releasing a special edition album of his and Laigõ's work for £15, with all proceeds going to the family. More info coming soon.

@ChukaUmunna @joswinson Breaking: your word to the people who elected you as a Labour MP

⁦BREAKING: @JoSwinson⁩ ⬇️ “Whenever the election comes, our position is clear and unequivocal. A majority Liberal Democrat government would not renegotiate Brexit, we would cancel it by revoking article 50 and remaining in the European Union.” theguardian.com/politics/2019/…

@travisalabanza (tomato) saucy.

Turns out getting taken for fish and chips on Brighton beach at night is my kink

@AyoCaesar Me and @SaraShaarawi are gonna try chicken soup with ginger, garlic and turmeric when we get home. Fingers fucking crossed. Good luck with whatever you pick.

Best recipes to cook when you’ve got a gnarly cold: GO!

@MrSDBurke1 @DaniRowley @UKLabour @theSNP The last thing the commons should be is common.

I know you’re not meant to film in the chamber, but everyone on the opposition benches is singing and this moment was beautiful.

Daft cunts!

Daft cunts.

@WerdSOS Dunderheided cunts.

@Henbell I think if you more as Lord Henronymous Bellsley-Bellsforth-Bellington.

It's hard to hear Sir Henry Bellingham mentioned and not feel that people are taking the piss out of me

@andre_lefevre @jeremycorbyn Hahahaha

@jeremycorbyn By revoking article 50 I hope?

We’re going after the tax avoiders. We’re going after the bad bosses. We’re going after the dodgy landlords. We’re going after the big polluters destroying our climate. Because we know whose side we’re on.

@timolarch @milo1234 Hahaha no. In the 1950s 22% of Tory MPs were old Etonians. Some folk just started paying attention to structural inequality in the political system recently. It’s quite funny how many people also seem pretty shocked by media bias as if it too was a recent thing.

@Henbell 😊

@TickleRaps So good

@lokiscottishrap Take care of yourself man. Keep going.