Tiger

These beers are starting to taste like I want someone to put a dart out on my thigh

Boss man goes “Ya why don’t u go through the c can and find all the yellow chairs” So I go “What’s the difference between my girlfriend and work… I’m not coming into work tmrw”

Playoff player Only good thing happening with Detroit these days

Thinking about doing 75 chud this summer

They should make an award for guys like this

@NHL_Muse hab fans clearly didn’t see all the records Schaefer broke this year, fucking first ever unanimous rookie of the year that’s a d man

Okay, it’s time to settle the debate 😳🏒 Which rookie season was better: Lane Hutson or Matthew Schaefer? 👀🔥 Who are you taking? 👇

@thatguysep04 That’s not a bogey that’s my wife

Soaking like a motherfucker but a 40 on the front means go

Holy fuck where was this MacKinnon in the gold medal game Short side top tit, ew

This no water shits really getting to a guy, I’m not tryna boil water to drink I’ll just have a few coors. Feeling like a towel head back in their motherland. #allheart

My pronouns are who he who ha ha ting tang walla walla bing bang, no I don’t wanna talk about my day with my server I wanna talk about drilling hole, touchin tips, snorting gear of a random a random car in a parking lot and punching the closest guy to you #knucklesdeep

Fuck the ducks are lowkey nasty, thank god they’re in the west #quack #electric

@PresidenteX7 Nothing like leaving camp on steak night

Not today man. Not to fucking day. Work my ass all week for steak night and then this shit. And to top it all off the fomo is fucking hitting. Nothing a like a Strickland win to make it all better ALL HEART.

MICHAEL BRINGS THE ENERGY ⚡️

AXEL SANDIN PELLIKKA 🚨 what a move ! #LGRW

Having a few drinks with the boys look down to the table to see @HiscockOli44 just being belligerent #blacked #localin6

Bringing my best drinking attitude tn

Leafs fans warming up to defend Auston Matthews

Nothing like a lil unemployment @HiscockOli44

Nothing beats a day like today, no work, the birds are washing the chairs, ifykyk @HiscockOli44 only thing that could make this an even better day is a lehky anytime goal #avswantthecup

@HiscockOli44 I hate wasted potential

The “I can’t believe I let him inside me” girl, lowkey puttin on a few pounds. So who really won here you bitch