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@TijuanaBandana

28-year Wall Street veteran. Raconteur, satirist, and father. The field in which I once grew my fucks has been rendered barren. #NYR #MetsWin #Giants100

Omaha, NE Katılım Mart 2024
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PAUL J GROSSI
PAUL J GROSSI@grossi_j65671·
@NYPost_Mets Their lineup 6 thru 9 is the worst in baseball. In just the national league the Braves, Dodgers, Phillies, Padres have much better lineups. Braves totally blows thmen away. Deepest lineup in baaeball by far.
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Mike Puma
Mike Puma@NYPost_Mets·
Francisco Alvarez: “I think we have the best lineup in baseball. We can fight with any team.”
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Patrick Hennessy
Patrick Hennessy@UnhingedPatrick·
Juan Soto clearly hated being in Aaron Judge’s shadow and his fragile ego couldn’t handle it. He wanted to be the star. They had zero relationship off the field and were a modern day A-Rod and Jeter. The only difference is… A-Rod was 10x better than Soto.
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
@NYRLouie For the first time in their lives they know what it feels like to be less desirable than the Mets. And most of them are handling it very very badly.
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NYR Louie ™️
NYR Louie ™️@NYRLouie·
I lost 5 followers for celebrating Juan Soto Ain’t no way Yankee fans are this mad Like they wouldn’t be celebrating the same exact way #LGM
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ESPN New York
ESPN New York@ESPNNewYork·
Describe Juan Soto to the New York Mets in three words or less. ⤵️
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
#RepBX    had a solid season. The weak AL field was not their fault. They can only play whomever the schedule puts in their path. But let's not kid ourselves: either the NLDS or NLCS was the real World Series this year. The #MetsWin or #letsgopadres were the real runners-up.
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
A real lacrosse player (like myself) would have at least knocked the piss out of some opposing players in between strikeouts. Which is just one of several reasons why lacrosse is a superior sport to baseball. If you can't light the lamp AND fuck shit up, it's not a real sport.
Jared Carrabis@Jared_Carrabis

I am legitimately starting to feel bad for Aaron Judge. It has to be the biggest mind fuck ever to go from being the best hitter on planet earth in the regular season to a lacrosse player trying out baseball for the first time in the playoffs. It’s crazy.

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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
It would have been a good series, but yes the @Mets are better than the @Yankees. And tbh the @Padres are better than both of them. The AL was a joke this year. I think the Yankees would have had their work cut out for them just to make the playoffs in the NL.
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
@timwuud Unfortunately the Mets DO hang bullshit banners and I fucking hate it. The Yankees and Canadiens are the only teams that do it right.
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Tim Wood
Tim Wood@timwuud·
@TijuanaBandana Maybe the Mets could hang something like a “regular season champions” banner for finishing second in your made up scenario
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
The NLCS was the real World Series. Hate me all you want for saying that, #RepBX    fans, but just as we predicted it's 2-0 #LetsGoDodgers    after 2. You'll be fortunate to win 1 game in the Bronx. Your team is out of its depth in this series.
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Tijuana Bandana
Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
2-0 #LetsGoDodgers   . What a shocker. 🙄 Can't wait to hear who #RepBX    fans blame for this one lol. Because it can't possibly be that they're the inferior team, right? Right??
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Tijuana Bandana@TijuanaBandana·
Notice how whenever the #RepBX    lose in the postseason their fans always attribute it to 1 of 3 things: 1. "We played like crap" 2. "The other team cheated" 3. "Our manager is a moron" It's never, ever, "They were the better team tonight." #WorldSeries2024 #YankeesDodgers #entitlement
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