Tilly

the no bitches meme coinciding with elden ring to evolve into no maidens has been a godsend for the english language, granting us the new phrase "maidenless behaviour", to describe some absolutely fuckin maidenless behaviour

i know she got some pushback for it but its honestly weird how broadly accepting everyone was of katie perrys song where shes like "i pissed on girls and i liked it" they were playing that on the radio and stuff

got stopped by three different elderly lesbian couples out walkin the dog today. my stupid chud son got stonks in the elderly lesbian couple market

RT @AlistairIRL: new vid's out youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-EOD…

@lonelytiefling @AlistairIRL a really good example of this i saw once is if an auld irish fella said "no ferns in the car". itd be like "nooa fehrns in the kyar", which is entirely just archaic english pronunciation with no irish language influence at all. but it sounds irish as FUCK

@lonelytiefling @AlistairIRL yeah! yeah theres like. so this is a point of some contention among irish nationalists but a lot of the way hiberno-english works is bc it more closely resembles how our colonial masters spoke at the time. the elongated "o" in how an irish person would say no, for instance

iron is such a cool word. who cares what order the letters r in, some words just end up getting pronounced however the fuck

@AlistairIRL place names that americans struggle with like worcestershire that are like aight imagine u had to say it how its spelled a lot. youd get lazy. thats why its said like that and not like however the fuck youre saying it, its p easy to follow if u think of it like that

@AlistairIRL this is my fav shit 2 explain 2 ppl who dont care and arent even listening this is 1 of my fav topics. a lot of shit is spelled like that bc we said it like that once and stopped bc the new way rolls off the tongue better. every word that starts with a silent k for instance

driving behind one of these guys who hits cruise control and just doesnt do shit for the entire rest of the journey is frustrating enough when theyre going 30km below the speed limit but when u pass a village and they fucking shoot off ahead of u that actually pisses me off more

cruise control is genuinely one of the worst things to ever happen to driving. speed limits 80? im going 70. 100? im going 70. 50? still 70. even in those rare spots where its all the way down to 30 to stop local children from being annihilated you best believe im still going 70

@AlistairIRL the difficulty here is that the solution is to just not engage, right. and thats easy to say to the pro side bc its saying "just do what you want and dont bother arguing about it". the anti side has engaging as their full mo, so saying it to them is saying give up and lose

@AlistairIRL its always kind of nuts seeing people look into the advent of these new embarrassing labels bc from the start its been plainly obvious the entire debate is astroturfed to shit and back. basically whichever side you pick youre forwarding the interests of right wing pedophiles

"since the mid-2010s" makes me so bummed out. everybody really did know better than to care about this stuff prior to like 2016 and now it's yet another thing we're all forced to care about

one of the things i really like in japanese takes on western fantasy settings (ie most isekai) is the obvious influence rose of versailles had on everything that came after. whole world kind of generically medieval but u KNOW u gotta get them 18th century manors in wherever u can

@ursula_cat we killed guys for makin faces like this back before the war

@TillyMonkfish alien face

chicken hearts got no business being as tasty as they are. they should actually be gross and its fucked up theyre not

what many people dont realise is when there is a single lane walkway you actually are supposed to take up as much room as possible. ensure nobody can get around you at all times. you should always meander somewhere around the center and sway a lot ideally

nuts how many times you have to yell excuse me at full volume while running at full pelt before the average irish pedestrian realises you might be talking to them

@AlistairIRL honestly if u could somehow skip straight to the second season to get ur brain chemistry irreversibly altered itd probably work even better but u cant do that shit u gotta work for it. 100% though todo or mahito is basically the nucleus, u cant get there without those guys

@TillyMonkfish me+Jenny+Lone have agreed the first ~5 eps r kind of a rough hurdle but then either Mahito or Todo hooks u in n it's game over

theyre doin all kinds of stuff over there huh

@AlistairIRL yeah ive read the whole thing chief. but im watching it also because the animes really good (me n zach reckon its the new gold standard for anime u recommend to ppl who dont watch anime so they get permanently addicted to anime)

@TillyMonkfish Tilly have u seen Jujutsu Kaisen