Tim

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Tim

Tim

@Tim0nline

Don't take me seriously I do not know ball

Katılım Şubat 2022
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@AuriSariel @IWDominate Makes up for how horrible they played vs BLG, could kinda tell that was an off-day.
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Auri Sariel@AuriSariel·
@IWDominate I mean G2 was insane today, if it wasnt for Caps griefing it would be almost perfect games
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Christian Rivera@IWDominate·
Actually so insane that LCK #2 didn’t make it out of groups at First Stand. Definitely the worst performance by an LCK 2 seed in years.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@PunishedCommie Something funny about the fact that some black-white-red profile pictures liked this.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@PunishedCommie That flag is an actual nationalist symbol since 1813. Black-white-red was monarchists and right-wingers.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@Libnex_ @PunishedCommie I mean they're both right-wingers and economically liberal. And they do differ from those in the 1920s.
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Libnex@Libnex_·
@Tim0nline @PunishedCommie do you think the people voting for AfD and marching for ethnic cleansing are liberal republicans and not right-wingers?
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Documenting Saylor@saylordocs·
$5,000/month USD is around $155,000/month in Thailand. That’s luxury condo, daily massages, great food, zero stress. You’re not rich in the West… but you live like a king in Thailand. Now you understand why people are moving there.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@CountKylt @shadydoorags I mean this is professional grade glue. And in the last shot you can see the mirrors are additionally held by corners.
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Kylt Vargarus@CountKylt·
@shadydoorags I wish I could have as much faith in people as these two do in glue... I miss not being cynical all the time.
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Shady Doorags@shadydoorags·
Good evening, 47. Your next target is a one Frank Johnson who is currently lounging in his suburban home. You might be interested to know that Mr. Johnson recently engaged in a do-it-yourself project of hanging mirrors in the ceiling of his master bedroom. Happy hunting, 47.
roket@roikets

Final destination vibes

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Tim@Tim0nline·
@bill_hicks_fan @alvinfoo Yep it's called Usufruct and was certainly used by the guy who sold a $40M mansion in his 90s.
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Georgi@bill_hicks_fan·
@alvinfoo He most probably couldn't have "asked him to leave" though. He was probably only allowed to buy it on the explicit condition the dude stays.
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Alvin Foo@alvinfoo·
Brad Pitt spent years buying up every neighbouring property around his Los Feliz estate. When he acquired the home of an elderly widower named John, already in his 90s, he could have asked him to leave. Instead, he told him he could stay for free for the rest of his life. John ended up living to 105. The story only came out because Pitt’s former neighbour, Cassandra Peterson, mentioned it in passing to People magazine. No announcement, no headlines. Just a good thing done quietly.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@Romy_Holland I mean it's very nice to be driven by a person you love you won't/haven't seen for a few days instead of getting driven by a stranger in an uber. I can't help but feel like you're too autistic for this.
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Maya Luna@envisionedluna·
In no other situation, would we call the person who was lied to the aggressor. There are exceptions ofc (no one should ever be tried as an adult), but the criminal justice system is way too lenient on minors
Nora Loreto@NoLore

The details here are brutal. Matched on Grindr, the victim was 14 but said he was 17. They met up and the ex MP didnt verify the victim's age. They had sex. Then, when the victim saw that yhe ex MP was working at his high school, he contacted police.

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Tim@Tim0nline·
@tak_01_ While some languages use longer or shorter words and more or less diverse words, speed of information is actually pretty much the same across different languages: science.org/doi/10.1126/sc… What's undoubtedly true is that information processing is slower in a non-native language.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@WinslowDumaine My parents are in a group chat called "the spritzer crew"
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Gatorade Should Be Thicker.@WinslowDumaine·
Overheard a Mom to her teenage son: did you tell your groupchat that you're back in town? Son: yeah His sister: tell Mom the name of your group chat Son: Mom: Son: "the skibidi Diddy KKK" but it doesn't mean what you think it means
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@tentisback Way more smurfs nowadays tho. I reckon the 20k Master accounts are at most like 5k players.
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tent@tentisback·
Never forget what they took from you Master used to be top 500 DISGUSTING COMPANY
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Matt Leung-Harrison@RiotPhroxzon

Apex LP Gains Hey everyone, We’ve had a lot of attempted changes to resolve some of the root issues with the Apex experience this year. Some have worked OK and others haven’t worked as well. We wanted to shine a light on changes that are going out (hopefully) today and how we’re going to approach it for the near term and wanted to apologize for the experience that people have been running into so far. Does every region have negative LP gains? - Less than 5 of our 16 regions are having negative LP gains in Apex right now, and they’re to varying extents - Some of those are experiencing it consistently and others, just a little bit, and most, none at all Is Aegis of Valor causing this? - We don’t see any long term impacts on LP gains caused by Aegis - Especially given that the majority of regions are functioning completely fine What’s going on then? - Masters being more achievable this Season & the best players getting stronger as the years go on is expanding the gap between the bottom of Master and the top of Challenger. - The addition of Challenger duos made it more challenging to balance some of these games - While we took pre-emptive mitigations to reduce the impact of things like Rank 1 & 2 duoing together, they weren’t powerful enough and resulted in the best players catapulting further ahead - The rollout of our improved Matchmaking and better balance to duos (this is now Live in every region); does a better job of balancing duos and balancing autofills to make Apex matches more balanced in over 90% of cases, but there is still work to be done when the very best players are duoing together - In the Live Ranked system, the max LP attainable has a soft cap to prevent LP gains from getting too high, which combined with the above issues has led to a less than ideal apex ladder experience Are you going to reset the ladder? - There are some set of people who are really vocal about resetting the ladder; we hear the concerns and are taking them seriously - At the same time, there are a lot of players who will find it very frustrating for all their progress to be reset and while some players will be happy we reset it, others will not, so we’re continuing to evaluate The changes we’re making - To reiterate, in the Live Ranked system, the max LP attainable has a soft cap to prevent LP gains from getting too high - The closer you get to the top of the ladder, you need a higher and higher winrate to climb. - ie. As a player gets closer and closer to the cap, their gains will approach +10/-30 - We’re going to remove this cap, which will unbound LP on the top end and result in the very best players being able to play and climb to pretty high LP values (+30/-10LP until they start to reach where they should be) - It will also make LP gains for the entire Apex ladder more stable, but LP cutoffs for Grandmaster and Challenger will also increase when most players no longer have negative LP gains - We expect most regions to reach peak LP’s of around 3000 and in some of the top end cases, close to 4000 - Grandmaster and Challenger are meant to be very difficult to achieve and it’s intended to be challenging to get there (in the same way that an Emerald player should look at Diamond and feel like it’s going to be difficult to achieve) - At the same time, we’ve heard your feedback that hitting these ranks feels too daunting and grindy (though there is an expectation that the peak ranks in a game are going to require more dedication to keep, we need to strike a good sweet spot here) The future - Us making climbing at apex less daunting caused us to add Grandmaster several years ago and we’re nearing some of those feels now; the skill gaps in Apex are getting too big - In some regions also, the number of Grandmaster/Challenger slots being too low for how big their region is is also contributing to the cutoffs being very high (EUW being a notable example) -> curious on thoughts on increasing this - We might also reconsider the top end of how much LP you can gain per win, but need to be considerate of how much this incentivizes smurfing - Changes to systems like these are a natural part of League being a long-lived game and having growing player skills over time Thank you for being patient with us as we fix all the things and we’ll continue to work to make the top of ladder climbing experience the best it can be.

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Tim@Tim0nline·
@tentisback How did bro reach rank 585 with only a 50% winrate bruh
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@dundereloise Fisherman don't really catch plankton, too small. Fisherman settled for the more disgusting kinds fish and seafood like mackarels, monkfish, lobsters, oysters, crab.
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__eloise__@dundereloise·
I'm cheap so I thought I'd never go to a Michelin star restaurant, but yesterday I got to go for free. One of their courses features plankton. Yes the little floaty things that live in the ocean. Yet another win for my horseshoe theory of dining. I could imagine some destitute fisherman settling for plankton on days he doesn't manage to catch a fish.
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__eloise__@dundereloise

Horseshoe Theory of Gross Animal Parts Both the poor & the rich eat gross animal parts. Poor: tongue, tripe, oxtail. Rich: foie gras, escargot, caviar. But tongue & foie gras arent different in kind, theyre just eaten by diff. groups for historical reasons + economic happenstance

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Tim@Tim0nline·
@MonteCristo The Western teams would need to field 4 Korean players to be competitive/make playoffs and the Western fans would not care.
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MonteCristo@MonteCristo·
The ONLY way for Western teams to become competitive internationally in LoL is to create an Asian-based league with 20ish of the top teams from all current regions. Regional leagues become feeders for this professional league. A focused regional hub is the biggest factor in esports history that creates competitive parity.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@0xUnihax0r Noteworthy how neurotypical Clav seems here when contrasted with an actual uberautist.
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Unihαx0r~@0xUnihax0r·
This scene is perfect. The two screen split in the middle gives the impression of a mirror. Modern Narcissus meeting his greatest fear. Everything is here. The awkward gestures. The flood of Pepsi revealing the character’s obsessive traits. The inability to form a word. Narcissus contemplates in awe what he could have been in a parallel reality, if not for the genetic lottery of life. It’s the moment he realised that this is the energy he feeds off.
Clavicular News@ClavicularNews

Clavicular meets his biggest supporter who donated him over 2000 subs ($10,000) on Kick 😳

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Tim@Tim0nline·
@BarryOnHere Very cherrypicked stats tbh. Lebron isn't the only player who scored 40 in some losses.
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Barry@BarryOnHere·
Game 3 2017 Finals Game 5 2017 Finals Game 1 2018 Finals LeBron James went 0-3 in those games. Here's what he averaged in them: 43.7 PPG - 10.7 RPG - 8.3 APG - 1.3 SPG - 1.0 BPG - 66.7% TS The best basketball any human has ever played and he gets called a loser for it b/c KD & Steph teamed up to stop him. Sad.
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Tim@Tim0nline·
@medeixeacorda What a terrible way to display this data, every super effective information is there twice and resistances aren't at all.
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