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@MBCommunity1 Bet365 would only pay the £247 boost if PSG actually win 3-1. If they go on to draw 2-2 after being 2-0 up, Bet365 would consider that a winning bet but would pay the winnings without the boost. So you wouldn't be £1097 in profit in any circumstance.

I can either win £1,097, £147 or break even for 30 seconds work. This is how easy matched betting is.

@CharIieBennett Osula all day long. Nick would control the ball, then try a back heel to lay it off to someone instead of shooting. He would also be nowhere near the box to get the chance in the first place.

If Newcastle can create one chance, who would you rather that fall to: Nick Woltemade or Will Osula? The answer is obvious - yet the wrong player is on the pitch. #NUFC

@CTAMagpie We put in 40+ crosses a game. He doesn't even get in the box to get on the end of them. On the occasions when he is in the box, his first thought is to do a fancy flick and lay it off to someone else. He should instead be doing all he can to get a shot in.

Woltemade is Newcastle United’s future, and the sooner we accept that, the better. We need to start playing to his strengths, feed him constantly in the box, and let him show what he can do. Isak is gone. That chapter’s closed. Stop looking backwards. I’ve honestly never seen a centre-forward scapegoated and scrutinised like this, especially when he’s getting next to no service at all. Build around him. #NUFC

@alanshearer Call people out for once

Villa a really good side but we again been awful up top. #NEWAVA

@bet365 how come this bet lost? Wirtz had a shot saved at 2-2. And Salah had 2 saved.

@Keir_Starmer This will cost the taxpayer more than it saves the parents. Instead of eating home, the kids will need staff to look after them before school. Kitchen personnel will also need paying. Perhaps extra bowls and facilities required. These 'free' breakfasts are so unnecessary.

I grew up in a household where every pound mattered. I know what it feels like for families trying to get to the end of the month. We’re rolling out free breakfast clubs nationwide to help families with the cost of living and giving every child the best start in life.

@indykaila @LFC I thought Liverpool had already submitted their bid as of yesterday, according to you? You also said it would happen about 2 weeks ago within 72 hours. Now you say they will submit it today? Which is it? Absolute chancer, no sources, hoping to be able to say 'I told you so'

Exclusive 💣 @LFC to submit official bid for Alexander Isak. The bid will be submitted 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲⌛️ UK 🇬🇧 delegates from both clubs to meet in London in few hours. The bid will be around the £125m- £130m mark The news will leak to mainstream media within 24/48 hours.

@indykaila @CPFC @NUFC @LFC How are you (supposedly) a team of 5 reporters, yet between the lot of you, you can't even manage for your tweets to be written in proper English?

📍Wow! Close associate of Alexander Isak’s contacted us 📧😳 💬We seen your story that Adam Wharton has gentlemen agreement with @CPFC to leave in next summer. Alexander Isak had same agreement in January with @NUFC to leave this summer. We are furious how we been treated💬

@BurgerKing are you for real that I was charged £7.58 in Stansted airport tonight for 5 halloumi fries?

@feelingsplain You'll find that Doris only drives 2 miles down the road in daylight to the supermarket at 20mph, but the 19 year old will drive at 80mph when egged on by his mate sitting next to him, with blaring music. Which is safer?

a 19 year old having their mate in the passenger seat on the way to McDonalds is a public danger but Doris, 91, who can't see over her steering wheel is perfectly fine to drive with a licence she got in 1964. what an absolute load of shite

@DanNeidle While a bizarre tax regime, those earning over £100k can pay into a private pension (up to £60k) so their adjusted income is below £100k, and still qualify for childcare benefits. People are ill-informed if they really turn down overtime and pay rises that take them over £100k

The 20,000% spike at £100,000 is absolutely not a joke - someone earning £99,999.99 with two children under three in London will lose an immediate £20k if they earn a penny more. The practical effect is clearer if we plot gross vs net income:

This chart is a scandal. Teachers, doctors and others earning fairly ordinary salaries can face marginal tax rates of more than 60%, and sometimes approaching 80%. Rachel Reeves should reform income tax. Thread:

@MulTalksFooty @Van_de_Clark How please? I have a fire stick

@Van_de_Clark On a firestick u can

@FrazHoehle If you're asking for their mobile number, what on earth have they been using to have the conversation with you leading up to that point?

We always give ball park quotes before attending to gauge budgets. Unfortunately customers don’t always understand that quoting time is mainly done in our own personal time with that said it’s also extremely common for customers to completely ignore us once we’ve sent a quote🙃

@LeeHurstComic How is giving longer prison sentences saving money?

Money saving ideas for British taxpayers: Abolish the House of Lords and don’t refurb the building. Bin the TV licence. Abolish Overseas Aid. Abolish Net Zero. Abolish the parole board. (Time added on for bad behaviour.) Abolish any virtue signalling by the public sector. Public sector recruitment freeze in admin jobs to reduce numbers through natural wastage. Abolish the dept to oversee MPs pay and expenses. Tie MPs wages to a multiple of the minimum wage and give them a flat, tax free expenses allowance instead. Abolish regional assemblies, police and crime commissioners, elected mayors. Abolish all Quangos, all of them. Use the military to provide armed guards on public buildings instead of the police. Remove any tax free status for religious organisations.

@NUFCJordd The same thing that has stopped it this season. Injuries and suspension. Oh and plus the possibility of Joelinton not signing a contract and being sold, and Bruno being sold to Barca, PSG or Chelsea.

It’s going to be a scary for every team in league besides us next season 💪😍 For real though, who stops this midfield?

@CarltonPalmer I think you've had too many mars bars this week son. You're lucky to be here. You've got good feet, but a fucked up knee, fucked up brain and a fucked up belly.

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@AllisonPearson Absolute garbage. Do we have the right to know about a banker's private life cos our mortgage repayments pay their salary? Are we entitled to the details of an Asda cashier's private life cos we buy our meal deals there so that equates to us paying their salary?

Apparently, a 61-year old major BBC presenter paying £35,000 to solicit lewd pics from boys younger than his own sons is no big deal. What?! Most BBC viewers will be deeply shocked. They pay Huw Edwards’ salary.

@PaulMerse @skinnyfoodco You're getting incredibly desperate for money now. Not sure anyone could be convinced by your post or your video.

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