Tim Prizer

@680TheFan @CelliniNick @chrisdimino To say that you two have great comedic chemistry is a huge understatement. Thanks @CelliniNick and @chrisdimino for keeping me laughing as I zip across town every morning!

We were worried about these two working too hard down at #SpringTraining. We now see they may have hit the pool a time or two 😂☀️ #sunburn @CelliniNick @chrisdimino

During this difficult time, Mark Zuckerberg and family appreciate you respecting their privacy.

The end of the world isn't coming any minute but EVERY minute.

@wgn3 The Spanndex?

RT @TheTweetOfGod: You will retweet this. RT if you agree!

RT @TheTweetOfGod: It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.

We literally can't miss....and now we can't practice because of that

RT @UMBCAthletics: Ahh we remember this game at Maryland in December....hopefully you enjoyed our game from your couch dude! twitter.com/marabou…

Born on this day in 1902: The legendary Bob Jones, a four-time @usopengolf champion and five-time #USAmateur champion. His feat of 9️⃣ USGA championship victories has been matched only by @TigerWoods.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. -Arnold Palmer

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RT @RealKentMurphy: Golden Retrievers watching the Retrievers upset Virginia is the best picture on your timeline (📷@rubesss91) https://t…

@wgn3 I've always preferred the former.

Alright Twitter, #letsdothis! #HomeDepot #hdms