SuperConspiracyMan

I was up on a ladder painting the gutters on my house when a young couple walked by with a stroller. The child saw me and exclaimed, “The Man. The Man is up high!” That’s right kid. I’m the Man Who’s Up High. The Man in the High Tower.

@brockpierson H I S a R Send N O 0 Ds

H E L L O M U T U A L S

@modernhistory Sad and gross 🤢

Ellen Page to Elliot Page in 19 years!

@vicale Sar, who did this please ?

Mumbai spirit! 🇮🇳 fucking animals

@NoKleptocrat WHOA 😳

@NoKleptocrat Terrifying ! 😢

@FellerYeller I used to think those people were Lames, but now I have nothing but sympathy for people with anxiety / PTSD

Had to cover a shift for a guy who called out because of anxiety.

@brockpierson Woke libs need to stfu lol 😝

Everyone supports freedom of speech until someone uses it to say something they personally find annoying.

@BoyGeorge lol 😝

This is my last post on this site! Good riddance!

@matt1775725420 Check your blood sugar brah 🩸

Anyone else tired or is it just me?

@slamwontmiss What’s with lamp shades? You want light or darkness?

Jerry Seinfeld explains why he turned down $110,000,000 to make another season of Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld: “That was Larry David’s idea.” Howard Stern: “NBC didn’t say, ‘Hey, you’re mentioning masturbation’?” Jerry Seinfeld: “Never said the word. One sponsor pulled out of the show that was all I remember in terms of any sort of blowback.” Howard Stern: “Warren Littlefield wrote that if you would have given him another season of Seinfeld, he would have paid you $110,000,000 for the year, and you said no. Is that the ultimate integrity?” Jerry Seinfeld: “I could have gotten more than that. “Integrity is a nice word, and a flattering one. I appreciate that. That’s what’s fun about coming on your show, you really want to be honest, because that’s what you bring to it. “The love affair between the people making the show and the audience was so intense, so white-hot, that I had to respect it. I couldn’t let it get to the point where it started to age and wither. It can only stay that way for so long. “We had this hot, intense season, so the audience would have a feeling that it never was bad.”

@FellerYeller Imagine the crotch rot ?

I was just thinkin the Ninja Turtles probably stink real bad since they live in the sewer.

@4kWASP 👹

I love how like every other week we get a new video of the dildo salesman crashing out

@vicale Cement ?

Everything is horrible in Chicago even the “beaches”

@matt1775725420 🫃 yes ?

Im so nauseated.. am I pregnant?

@1899_1966 @DschlopesIsBack “I put the H on the end” lol

@DschlopesIsBack "can you lend a nigga a pencil" destroyed me... 😂😂

You’ve probably seen the clips and the memes but have you ever watched the full video? I still can’t believe this was a real news broadcast that people actually watched live 😂

@DeemMil @skimpOhare @Rich_Cooper She cheated with DeemMill

@skimpOhare @Rich_Cooper Seriously? How do you know

I've seen a few offside looks and comments during the podcast between them, not surprised this knot is untying.

@Rich_Cooper Gay

@Keyumdi Oh gosh lol

@TimKania Lindsey Graham. Lady G is what his call boys call him.

I see Lady G croaked.