Tim Maloney

@_sabrinagreen_ If they cool.

Be Honest...

@Sofia50020Sofia Ghostbusters

One movie..?

@watchmanpat @_josephine0_ Well, she was in the steam room and she's lost balance and landed on his dick like Eilein on Seinfeld accidentally grabbing the boobs that were real and spectacular. Then she fell up and down again and again.

@_josephine0_ How example does a woman become pregnant by mistake? That rules out r*ape, because that's not a mistake, rather a victim. A mistake implies an action taken on the part of the woman in having sex outside of the marriage. In that instance, it's goodbye, the marriage is over.

What will you do?

@_josephine0_ By mistake? She tripped and fell on his dick? Naw, the child's father can raise his kid after the divorce. That said, I meet a chick with a kid I would do my best to be dad or uncle or the dude kid mom dating as she wishes but that's different Than chick cheating baby

@lilywhite7758 It's not age in years. It's how they move. My dad is older than my uncle but by your question he is younger cause I've seen them both walk down a street and I know whose actually older and who moves older.

At what age would you consider them to be old?

@JadeTheBratz_ I need to get my eyes checked cause I'm not seeing tan lines.

My tan lines need company… you down?

@lady_valor_07 I can't remember.rhe last time I checked my account so I would walk.

Social media has always been free for most of us. If Facebook suddenly switched to a $15 monthly subscription... Would you keep your account or walk away?

@heatherpiperxo Only if you think I'm too young. FYI. I'm not too young. Unless you can't sit lotus. Limber decides agez not years.

Am I too old for you?

@heatherpiperxo I think the question is am I too young for you? And I'm probably not as much younger than you than you think.

@Ford_Nick Apples. Baked, sauced, apple butter, fried...apples and pork are one of the best food combos ever. Include potato pancakes fried in bacon get and covered with butter, apple sauce and black pepper.

What’s a good side dish for pork chops?

@ojessie__ No. But it makes it easier to find it when you don't have to worry about money. As long as your head is in the right place. Marcus Aurelieas with money would be content. Nero with more became a pyscho. If you can live This too will pass for everything it's good. If not, you die.

Yes or no?

@sophieraiin Move to STL and I can say it won't be hard to find.

why is it so hard to find a boyfriend in 2026? 🥲

@missjennlee403 Nurse schedules usually suck and don't work with my schedule. 🤷‍♂️

Say hi if you like nurses 🤭

@suzolastl I hope your right. I think our hopes will be dashed on the shores of a bad start. Again. And again.

I hope Dustin May pitches the game of his life tomorrow and Chaim trades him before he gets out of the shower. This team is going nowhere.

@chefsevenn Fuck catsup. It sucks. I got #redhotriplets hot sauce. And riplet dust. And 5 kinds of mustard and 3 kinda of horseradish and some BBQ sauce and hotwing sauce.

Ketchup is not an option, what else are you adding here?

@Oldtimers365 Good cartoons...when dead. Animation is an art form too.

@oelma__ Too much to bother cause it's probably AI or somebody who has no business even touching a gun.

Any advice to her..?

@claras_worldx Eat a steak.

Be honest: how many lbs should I lose?

@lady_valor_07 Old enough that at least one of those girls probably babysat me when I was 4.

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@feelgoodtale I'm suddenly wondering about my mind cause I have spent 2 days organizing my books. And decide not organized right cause not just alphabetical but also category and some series the spines make pictures and the box sets with second box sets and novellas...so many ways to organize

A woman went to a mall with her son with Asperger syndrome, which is an autism spectrum disorder. And the young man came across a shelf full of products in disarray. After a while, the woman took a photo and shared it with the message: "What would happen if you hire a person with autism? They will have an organized, efficient, punctual employee who does not stop until the task has been done." Credit:Swarna Ranjani Manike