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@UK_Daniel_Card All the cool’s kids go invisible teaming. With their rainbow and unicorn usb cables. 😜

Who’s ready for a day of cyber grey teaming? 😜

@UK_Daniel_Card Ordinarily I don’t care but there are so many LinkedIn fraudsters out there using awards and spewing crap to help them rip off other people and it makes it hard for the legitimate people to stand out.

How do people feel about people 'winning' awards and saying they are experts in cyber when they clearly are not? #Cyber #LinkedIn #Awards

New track out now

If someone did a talk in the form of a dr seus book would that be memorable and insightful or annoying and stupid. Asking for a friend before their talk submission.

New track released today. Check it out

@UK_Daniel_Card I thought that the main reason why we get into cyber security is to help people. I love to help people and Helpdesk is an amazing place to start. It is a roller coaster ride but knowing you have helped someone is worth it.

The answer to why people look down is because they have crappy egos 🤣🤣 I litterally would work a Helpdesk now and sometimes I do. I litterally help orgs improve and that means working with their people. I will happily sit at the desk with the team on the front line. It’s a privilege to be able to do so 🫡🧑🏻‍💻🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️

New Track hot off the press.

@ImposeCost Depending on how success is defined, those who are confident and are able to communicate effectively are the ones who are “successful” The corporate world thrives on those who can talk the talk rather than those who can walk the walk. There are very few who can do both.

Shameless Self Promotion Time! I am live in the mix. mixcloud.com/live/Collectiv…

@UK_Daniel_Card @UK_Daniel_Card, I have built an unhackable device for all the alarmists to use. Powered by Zero Intelligence, it will revolutionise the computing world. It can’t be hacked. It will retail for $1999 and is limited to 1999 units. Order yours now before it is too late

‘this unpatchable vulnerability is bad news for Apple but it likely won’t affect you in nearly the same way that the Meltdown and Spectre flaws did for PC users.’ Yet I’ve seen on her ‘security experts’ recommending people stop using m chips! Our industry has far too many alarmist dick heads shouting in it. All devices have vulnerabilities. If you install malware … guess what… it can do stuff 🤣🤣🤣

Old Skool, New Mixes. mixcloud.com/CollectiveGroo…

@jfslowik The number of people I speak with who work in CTI don’t know about the Diamond model? The large majority just focus on IoCs and TTPs and want the platform to spit out exactly what they should do and to automatically generate reports.

#CTI #ThreatIntel

@vxunderground For the very low price of $666.66 (plus a free set of steak knives) I can come and exorcise this TV from the demons within. I have a proven track record (666 and 0) 😂 Please have them contact me so I can rid them of this evil

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A little project I have started to help (hopefully) people utilise threat intelligence. I have started collecting IoCs posted on this platform. Still very much in its infancy but looking to have this updated daily. imp0st3r.com/__trashed/ Feedback welcome on how to improve..

@WeAreNovation DJ’ing in Europe in the late 90’s along side some house music legends. Dropping my first track to a packed crowd and people actually stayed and danced. (Not an achievement, more of a relief 😅)

What's your proudest music-related achievement so far? 🤩 🏆 @ i987production

@anton_chuvakin IMO it’s both. The customers don’t have the capacity to invest time into getting the full value out of their investment and the vendors are not driving this through their customer success programs. Most products are under-utilised and just provide enough value to be renewed.

"Customers have data in their SIEM, but don't use it / don't get value." This is the fault of ...

@DuuMayne @ImposeCost I run across this quite regularly. It’s frustrating because you know you can help someone immediately but they need to come to that conclusion on their own and most of the time they will never admit it and double down or go somewhere else.

@ImposeCost Or you are blindly convinced you can build a better wheel

I have helped many people. I was there when they needed me, I gave people my own things, I offered them advice, I went and fought for people and I have sacrificed my health to help them. I never asked for anything in return, yet people treat me like shit and I have no idea why.

@WeAreNovation I would have the SL61 MKIII It can do everything! I love it. Then again, I own most of your products and yet no Number 1 hit yet.

If you had to choose only one piece of gear from the image below, which would you choose and why?? ⬇️