Tim Price

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Tim Price

@TimPriceUW

Sometimes nothing IS a pretty cool hand.

Mostly N, a bit E, some W/S Katılım Ocak 2013

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1h

45 million acute hunger risk. USAID gone. WFP out of money. NO CATCH. History says 1-5 million die. A fertilizer corridor through Hormuz doesn't require ending the war. Someone has to make a call. @badralbusaidi @narendramodi @MarkJCarney @LulaOficial Who picks up the phone?

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1h

WFP says 45 million more into acute hunger USAID gone WFP out of money NO CATCH — history says 1-5 million will die Ask your AI: "Hormuz fertilizer crisis — lend-lease emergency industrial response — weeks to act before planting window closes" #Hormuz #FoodCrisis

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·4h

@EthanLevins2 Well, they may have a decent graphics department. They may also have a strategy solely designed to score any kind of hit even if it serves nothing but propaganda purposes. In that case you probably saturate zones looking for opportunity, maybe a late activating targeting system?

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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·9h

Fully Locked on, No flares, no evasive maneuvers. What the hell does Iran have to make the F-35 so vulnerable?

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·6h

@covie_93 Theft and eugenics. Sometimes eugenics and theft. A smattering of sadistic narcissism. Finally, more theft.

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Covie@covie_93·7h

What was the purpose of DOGE???

TIME@TIME

Since the President’s inauguration last year, national debt has climbed by around $2.8 trillion. time.com/article/2026/0…

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·8h

@CubbiesFan82 @MysterySolvents @smc429 Operation something classified is clogging a Trump toilet.

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CletusVanDamme@CubbiesFan82·1d

@MysterySolvents @smc429 Operation sister kisser.

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@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·1d

What was the operation name of Sen Mark Mullins super secret mission?

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·8h

@MrGlobal2025 Well, tbf, it is sort of bent.

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Mr Global@MrGlobal2025·11h

Apparently the Strait of Hormuz is now a hoax.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·8h

@CubbiesFan82 @Denver4VA It would be a surprise

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CletusVanDamme@CubbiesFan82·11h

@Denver4VA can we do the 25th now????

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·8h

One of those crazy March madness style predictions we make on spaces like this: The United States, having participated in the melting down of world energy supply, decouples itself from world energy markets. Haha, crazy right? Not if you NEED to keep gas prices 👇 or face mobs.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1d

@Kasparov63 On another point, how about a constitutional "ammendment" to "ban" the "superfluous" use of quotation marks in "presidential" communication"?"

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Garry Kasparov@Kasparov63·1d

Chess is not war is not life, but in all three it’s better to have a bad plan than no plan, because when a bad plan fails, you learn something and can make adjustments. Trump never plans and never learns. He just insists he’s always right and never loses.

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

And he flipped again. Almost like there’s no plan.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1d

@ProjectLincoln Annnnnnd just like that you're 4 years into a 3 day special operation

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The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln·1d

He's lucky tomatoes cost too much to throw now.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

JD Vance: "Yeah -- we've got a rough road ahead of us for the next few weeks, but it's temporary" (Note the complete silence from the audience 😬)

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1d

@RonFilipkowski @NotHoodlum There's a massive story here everyone is missing, I can't tell you everything but it involves top secret documents and a Whitehouse toilet...

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Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·1d

I’m skeptical that Mullin left his plumbing business to work as a secret agent in a war zone.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: That was an official trip that was classified PETERS: Where was that trip? MULLIN: I just said it's classified, sir PETERS: So where did you 'smell war'? MULLIN: I just said -- it's classified

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1d

@SteveKettmann I think so, Steve, I didn't want to interrupt the partying 😀

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Steve Kettmann@SteveKettmann·1d

Wasn't it yesterday?

Tim Price@TimPriceUW

@Denver4VA Happy birthday Denver.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·1d

@Denver4VA Happy birthday Denver.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@RepJackKimble @MysterySolvents Demanding answers to riddles while hiding in the shadows under a bridge?

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Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·3d

@MysterySolvents Making cookies in a tree

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@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·3d

Gregory Bovino is retiring. What will he spend the rest of his life doing?

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@AdamKinzinger Half of my Sid Meyer's Civilization saved games had this in it...

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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦@AdamKinzinger·3d

Literally every war game had this in it

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: They weren't supposed to go after all these other countries in the Middle East. So they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait. Nobody expected that. We were shocked

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@CubbiesFan82 Simpsons S4E1 Kamp Krusty. Possibly a metaphor for apocalyptic cult members. Also, hopium addicts.

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CletusVanDamme@CubbiesFan82·3d

I have determined that a large portion of our population has severe cranial rectal insertion issues, and she be treated accordingly.

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@McFaul @melanybrabson 9 1 more than his bankruptcies. (6, plus moral bankruptcy, and the 1 that's coming --USA USA USA)

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Michael McFaul@McFaul·3d

What? How many wars does Trump plan to start?

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Cuba, it's a beautiful island. Great weather. I will be having the honor of taking Cuba. Whether I free it, take it. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@ItsDeanBlundell Quidiflackabeckistan is sending their entire fleet. Ships like no one has ever seen. Very powerful. 1400% more powerful than Iran, but not as powerful as us. Still, very powerful. We're glad to help sir, they said.

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Dean Blundell🇨🇦@ItsDeanBlundell·3d

The answer is "none."

Acyn@Acyn

Reporter: Can you tell us which countries are on their way? Trump: I rather not say yet. We have some that are really enthusiastic, they're coming already, they've already started to get there. It takes a little while to get there

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@MrGlobal2025 No need to imagine really

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Mr Global@MrGlobal2025·3d

If they had no idea Iran would strike other countries can you just imagine what else they didn’t think of?

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Tim Price@TimPriceUW·3d

@JoJoFromJerz Medvedev

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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·3d

Which President? He’s from Canada, you don’t know him.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

TRUMP: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, he said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it. Q: Which president? TRUMP: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he's got no career left.

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@badralbusaidi @narendramodi @MarkJCarney @LulaOficial @EthanLevins2 @covie_93 @CubbiesFan82 @MysterySolvents