Timothy Frank

Boeing’s internal whistleblower complaint process

Columbia canceling classes means there will be a staggering shortage of 4th century Lesbian poetry experts in the coming years.

Greatest Golfers of All Time: 1. Tiger 2. Jack 3. Brice Garnett anywhere they speak Spanish

@loughy Killing Them Softly

@CutSweats at least the Harry Hall people got punished

How do 40%+ of lineups get 6/6 golfers through the cut? Well only 3 of the top 25 highest owned golfers on the week are going to miss the cut. The 13th, 19th, and 23rd highest owned golfers respectively. Check your lineups at cutsweats.com

As @DK_Assist email support has not fixed the situation in a week, I need to publicize this. At the ZOZO Championship @DraftKings had some significant scoring errors in Round 1. When i checked my results at the end of the week I noticed something was off.

@PGATOUR @HarryHall @ShrinersOpen @Tim_Frank1 😆

Two eagles in his last 4 holes 😳 Safe to say that Las Vegas resident @HarryHall feels right at home @ShrinersOpen.

@quake_dfs Haha the moral of the story is never tweet. I stand by everything I said though

@Tim_Frank1 Like clockwork haha. The Harry Hall fan club thanks you sir 🫡

The Harry Hall people are something… missed 4 of his last 5 cuts. -12.5 ball striking over his last 10 rounds but hey he plays well here.

for comparisons sake EVR has four straight top 30s and is +16 ball striking over his last 8 rounds and people said no thanks

@RBaroff427 Russell Knox is firing a 64 today

Troy Merritt. Robert Streb. Wesley Bryan. Kevin Kisner.

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️

Me waiting for Doug Ghim’s putter to heat up

I’ve listened to The Rich Men North of Richmond a couple times and my main takeaway is that no great song will ever have the words “fudge rounds” in it. Imagine if Bob Dylan had a line about Twinkies in Times They Are A Changin…

@rjw3011 the only rule of the Ponzi scheme is you can never say no. You have to take all 47 bags and pray there’s like two useable shirts in there. It’s like Storage Wars for kids clothes.

@Tim_Frank1 I’m convinced this is how all elementary aged girls acquire clothes. I have three daughters under the age of 10😬

Anyone else’s wife part of junk Ponzi scheme where a “friend” brings over 47 bags of old kids clothes and you act all appreciative and the clothes sit there in the basement untouched for two years until your wife finds some other unsuspecting person to dump them on?

You guys are hilarious. I’m old enough to remember when Spieth was done and Brooks was done and Rickie was done and Day was done…

@BhwdDFS I’m really not sure

@Tim_Frank1 Anyone else doing them that you know of?

@Tim_Frank1 you doing the gold sheets anymore? Loved them! It’s been a while since I gambled lol

@antoniogm Pickleball is Racist - my latest piece for the NYT

Someone needs to drop a big, speculative think piece on what pickleball’s growth reflects about America that causes an outrage. A geriatric society with weak knees? Risk averse safetyism? Some malevolent force in society? We need a moral panic about it.