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@Joss_SCh V whenever Cedric performs:

The Wizarding word got talent !! Poor Cedric always getting down voted by Vee

Harrymort au where there is a wizarding talent tv show for duelling, transfiguration, charms etc and Voldemort is a judge at the show. Harry being a contestant, gets picked by V so he can mentor Harry. Anyways, Voldemort always voting against the others, so Harry can win. 😂

@dracomylofe Hair gel probably. If for whimsical apples.

what do you guys think draco smells like? i need to know for research purposes (my fic)

@StolenViolet V polyjuicing himself to be Snape, Colin, Hermione, Ron, Neville, hagrid to be close to Harry, for better stalking.

@Timaeus538690 he would have snape 'confiscate' it for the purpose of more intel on his nemesis, of course...

imagine trying to be harry potter's biggest stalker but your opponents are volemort and colin creevey

@riddlekive Harry presiding over de meetings in V's lap, lol 😂

ok #wat we drawing next oomfs… my brain so fried all i can come up with is harry getting his neck bitten titd style or maybe amortentia-dosed voldemort… idk…

@valaean Hating on something is a bonding experience for people. I have seen more dark/toxic stories under other hp ships than tomarry. This ship is more akin to immortal, ancient vampire and a human falling in love and these people, who hate trhp, eat those up without second thoughts.

It’s funny how tomarrys can have great takes on Harry and many other characters, and also share similar hcs, with other shippers but because we’re tomarry shippers we’re immediately locked at the gates. We’re always that guy nobody invited 😔😔

@StolenViolet Harry later: Tom, we should have more. It was so easy, I don't know what people are talking about when they said it's excruciating. Voldemort:

@Timaeus538690 he's mid-death eater meeting crushing lucius's hand to dust while trying to breath through it lucius: *through tears* m-my lord...please...my h-hand! voldemort: I'LL MAKE YOU BLOODY NEW ONE HOOoLY FU-AAAAAAAAAAAA -meanwhile- ron: uh, you okay, mate? harry: never better!

If he is or isn’t, a favorite hc of mine is Harry unknowingly transferring all his labor pain to V via the horcrux link. So while Harry—about to push out a lil’tomling—thinks to himself: ’this ain’t so bad’, V is somewhere on the floor, fetal positioned, sobbing in utter agony.

@v0idthing Them when it happens 😁

@Timaeus538690 🤭 this is my favourite part of these type of fics. when harry Knows and tom Knows that harry Knows and they have an edgy standoff that teeters on the edge of explosion

Tomarry au, Harry moves with his boyfriend Cedric to a new flat. Everything is really good in the beginning and their new neighbour Tom is really nice. But then Cedric starts acting really strange, does strange things, has mental breakdowns, accuses Harry of poisoning him.

Tom apparently caught him cheating and demanded he tell Harry. He even shows Harry evidence of the said cheating. Harry and Cedric break up and eventually Harry starts dating Tom. A few years later he finds out that Tom orchestrated the whole thing to get rid of Cedric.

Things get so bad that Cedric needs to be hospitalised. Tom is there for Harry like a good friend. Tom eventually confesses that Cedric did all of this because he wanted to escape the responsibility of telling Harry that he was cheating on him.

@StolenViolet A woman in a pond with flowers growing on her head, lol 🤣

If Death is (popularly) depicted as a cloaked, skeletal being, then what would Life be? 🤔

@hpwrbowdm This made me snort out loud. 😂

I forgot about my "the malfoys think the weasleys stole their baby making mojo" head canon

Cute* 😭

Harrymort au omega Harry is Voldemort's lawyer. Voldemort is constantly in breaking the law just to get his cure lawyer to come to his rescue.

Alpha Voldemort thinking he's the only alpha without a soulmate until he meets Harry and is convinced Harry is his omega, except Harry thinks he's a beta and knows nothing about alphas and omegas.

@verdeysangre 😂 100 per cent something he'd say unironically. 🫣

@Timaeus538690 harrys ass is fat? my soul in him was making him have the perfect body for me 😌

The best part of Tom's narcissism is when he discovers that Harry is his Horcrux, he starts seeing everything through a narcissistic lense. Oh, Harry is good at duelling? All thanks to being Tom's Horcrux. Oh, he's reckless? It's just Tom's soul making him extra brave.