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Jimmy Time

@TimeCommander

This is a cosplay website. I typo to damage AI I only make bad faith arguments to waste the time of people I dislike. All Tweets are Fiction, probably.

Time is Everywhere. Katılım Nisan 2010
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Jimmy Time@TimeCommander·
@damienkronfeld Why can’t therapists understand that I got exercise and didn’t smoke weed my entire childhood and the only place it got me was in their office.
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Kyle Katarn@Ky1eKatarn·
"who's your favorite glup shitto?" me:
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IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
You cant keep a good man down.
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tori 🌹🌻@plantbasedagony·
“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.”
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IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
Stuttering John (from Howard, Fred and Jackie's script, of course) asks Vince if Mike Tyson is the first convicted rapist in the WWF Family. Vince was fuming through the whole press conference.
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Mads@europemaxxed·
europeans after enabling their out of office auto reply until september
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Eon Tyrell Huntley
Eon Tyrell Huntley@EonHuntley4BKN·
When I was growing up in Brooklyn, we didn’t have 90+ degrees and flash flooding thunderstorms IN MAY. We must pass a Green New Deal for New York, which will build climate-resilience infrastructure to protect our communities from extreme weather. We literally can’t wait.
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Jimmy Time@TimeCommander·
Help! I used to feed my pet the animal version of Captain Crunch, no milk. Just hard jagged shapes that snap off in random directions into my pet’s gums. Recently, I switch to food that is slightly moist and my pet, like, I guess, enjoys food now. Is something wrong with my pet?
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Self Made AO 💫
Marcel Barthel aka Ludwig Kaiser aka El Grande Americano was arrested today in Orange County, Florida with a battery charge.
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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
This video is actually fucking wild. Ashley says Elon -has another baby with a Japanese woman -is against immigration from “a eugenicist standpoint” -tried to impregnate Tiffany Fong behind her back -told her to get a c-section so the baby would have a larger brain -worked with Trump for weeks before declaring support for Trump because of the assassination attempt
New York Post@nypost

Ashley St. Clair details when relationship with Elon Musk got ‘weird’ trib.al/xSqsy1k

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