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Tall Tart

@TimeLordTyler

Instagram: @timelordtyler I fed a cat a Dorito once. @ me

California, USA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Tall Tart
Tall Tart@TimeLordTyler·
Where all the ladies and theydies with cellulite? Bring that topographical ass over here.
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Happy Pride Month to the cast of The Mummy and all the awakenings viewing it inspired 🩷💜💙
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happy pride month bisexuals
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In a bar today, I learned Buzz Aldrin’s mother’s maiden name. You’ll never guess what it is.
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When’s the last time you ate cereal? Honestly.
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julia reinstein 🚡
julia reinstein 🚡@juliareinstein·
if you don’t like drops of jupiter you are not pure of heart and lack a sense of wonder
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Who wants to write a screenplay with me?
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I’ve never wanted anything more than to be an actor/philanthropist puppet attached to Kepl’s hand.
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There’s not really a better feeling than your really smart and capable friend telling you they’re willing to put time into something you’re working on. Like such a confidence boost.
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You want me to stop polluting the oceans? The thing that killed Jack Dawson? 1 plastic straw please.
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Tall Tart@TimeLordTyler·
@Mrdrewski95 Who is 35 yo baby momma you’re sleeping with?
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🛏️ came a long way from the mattress
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Another random fear of mine. Having sex and my partner realizing that I have belly button lint.
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At this point: I basically am just using tacos as a meaty vehicle for onion and cilantro.
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I’m tired of slow mo. Just show me that shit in real time. I can just replay it if need be.
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